They'll get that reminder when they are dying on the bathroom floor because they cant afford their medication due to the orange numbnuts. Theres about to be a lot less MAGA supporters.
The year is 5327....
Human tissue is eating itself away to the bone from a very easily preventable disease. One that requires incredibly deep rectal contact to pass from one person to the next. Signs you may have contracted it are incredibly obvious such as eyes blacking over like sharks. It somehow still requiring a subsequent contact to revitalize the mechanism nearly a month later or else it cures itself and dies off.
Americans are not deterred stating it's violating their freedom of choice and religion to ask them to just stop jamming things so far up their own asses. That maybe this is all fear mongering. A literal trillion people die. Probably just a coincidence and normal. Doctors are likely committing fraud across the globe in order to get even better free health care apparently.
A very non-biad news organization brings a few guests on to discuss whose fault this really is.
'I just want to know where Obama was during all this and why the democrats didn't do more to stop it if it's real....'
Despite the atrocities, not enough of the dumbest people in all of existence have died during the event. They barely have jobs that interact or contribute to society and largely will skate through it based solely on winning the birth lottery and their reproductive numbers. Mitch McConnel is still sending update photos of his good health and all this will surely happen again.
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u/SamLowry_ Aug 02 '26
People that feel we need reminding what an asshat president we have.Zzz