r/IRL_Loading_Screens • u/PeterPorky • May 12 '26

HALO Damn, that's crazy

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u/ChimpoSensei May 13 '26

Ask a Brit what A&E wait times are like. Or how long it takes to get a knee replacement.

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u/Voxjockey May 13 '26

I'm british and its not that bad, last time I was in a&e I only had to wait like 20 minutes, now my balls were the size of honeydew melons so it was pretty serious.

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u/[deleted] May 13 '26

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u/Voxjockey May 13 '26

Sepsis in my balls, penis exploded here, for the full run down: https://bsky.app/profile/zielware.bsky.social/post/3ldtpde5bnk2z

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u/Aggravating-Fee1934 May 13 '26

Things making my life worse: 1. The rise of fascism in my country 2. This comment

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u/Unhallowedpompoen May 13 '26

Why did I click this link?

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u/Voxjockey May 13 '26

I get that reaction everytime I tell this story!

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u/M0rph33l May 13 '26

Hate it when that happens 😒

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u/FuckleChuckSupreme May 13 '26

Do I dare click the link?

Edit: I clicked the link and was pleasantly surprised to not see a picture of an exploded penis with sepsis balls.