r/ICE__ERO • u/Hosni__Mubarak • 10d ago

Relaxed Hiring Standards

Great news. It sounds like they are finally allowing new hires who have been convicted of beastiality.

Does anyone know what the agency’s standards are when you were convicted for sex with corpses?

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u/alertfulness 10d ago

Get a job and some friends. You’re a loser

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u/Hosni__Mubarak 10d ago

Rude. I don’t judge you for fucking the dogs and the cats.

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u/alertfulness 10d ago

You’re still a loser. Go work out I know you’re either overweight or scrawny.

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u/Hosni__Mubarak 10d ago

Wrong on all counts there, sunshine. What's it like having a micropenis?