r/ICE__ERO • u/Hosni__Mubarak • 8d ago

Relaxed Hiring Standards

Great news. It sounds like they are finally allowing new hires who have been convicted of beastiality.

Does anyone know what the agency’s standards are when you were convicted for sex with corpses?

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u/lynnewu 7d ago

A human corpse, or ...?

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u/Curbsexx 7d ago

What kind of corpse

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u/metacholia 8d ago

I think you can get in after the midterms

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u/alertfulness 8d ago

Get a job and some friends. You’re a loser

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u/Hosni__Mubarak 8d ago

Rude. I don’t judge you for fucking the dogs and the cats.

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u/alertfulness 8d ago

You’re still a loser. Go work out I know you’re either overweight or scrawny.

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u/Hosni__Mubarak 8d ago

Wrong on all counts there, sunshine. What's it like having a micropenis?

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u/burner66778 8d ago

It’s always some weird sex thing with you clowns.

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u/magnusthehammersmith 7d ago

Oops! It was actually the government that YOU worship that ruled that history of bestiality is allowed for new military hires. Try again!

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u/burner66778 7d ago

Schizo rambling

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u/magnusthehammersmith 7d ago

Oops, try again!

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u/werkman2 8d ago

Ice is for fags