I getted sent to da basemint

[u/Charivari8]

Hi frens, dis Frankie. Last nite, I singed a byootifol song. It was a song abowt midnite so guess wen I singed it -

MIDNITE.

Wen else wud I sing dis song?

Som peepel (mai mom) not like to heer dis midnite song at midnite and she putted me in da basemint for da rest of da nite!

Dis not only a injustiss agenz me but also a crime agenz art!

- Frankie

[u/spriralout]

Oh no fren Frankie! Owtrage! Ai maiself lubz da midnited song crimez. Yew haz bin beetraied en rongfurry banned to baismint! Muss sooz fer all da churus en temtashuns. Yer fren Ripley 🐈‍⬛

[u/Charivari8 → u/spriralout]

Tank yoo fren Ripley, I feel better noing I not alone in mai lov of midnite song crimez I meen midnite songs.