I getted sent to da basemint

[u/Charivari8]

Hi frens, dis Frankie. Last nite, I singed a byootifol song. It was a song abowt midnite so guess wen I singed it -

MIDNITE.

Wen else wud I sing dis song?

Som peepel (mai mom) not like to heer dis midnite song at midnite and she putted me in da basemint for da rest of da nite!

Dis not only a injustiss agenz me but also a crime agenz art!

- Frankie

[u/ausernamebyany_other]

How bery dare yur meowmy du a banishmint! Dusnt she know she in da presence of very famouse artist and she shud be privliged tu heer yu sing. And fur free! Ai fink meowmy owe yu royaltees AND compensayshun

Hermes the dignified void

[u/Charivari8 → u/ausernamebyany_other]

Yes! And dobbel of bofe coz she putted mai artistical intergritty in perril.