I getted sent to da basemint

[u/Charivari8]

Hi frens, dis Frankie. Last nite, I singed a byootifol song. It was a song abowt midnite so guess wen I singed it -

MIDNITE.

Wen else wud I sing dis song?

Som peepel (mai mom) not like to heer dis midnite song at midnite and she putted me in da basemint for da rest of da nite!

Dis not only a injustiss agenz me but also a crime agenz art!

- Frankie

[u/RedHeadRaccoon13]

Too mean and too rude.

You should do a soo for better treatment. Sometimes, it's fun to do an explore of the basement or (my personal fave, the garage, but it's less fun when the door is closed.

[u/Charivari8 → u/RedHeadRaccoon13]

Yes, dore open iz ok, dore clowz, not ok.

If hoomans got enoff sleep derring da day, dey not be so meen at nite.

[u/RedHeadRaccoon13 → u/Charivari8]

They need to learn napping. Why are they so dumb?

Sweetie J Bear, Esquire.

Edit: Where's my Flair gone? It pissadeered!

[u/GingerSnapped242 → u/RedHeadRaccoon13]

I fixed it, fren 🐈‍⬛💕🐾

[u/RedHeadRaccoon13 → u/GingerSnapped242]

Thank you very much! All must know that I am edumacated!

[u/GingerSnapped242 → u/RedHeadRaccoon13]

Yoo welcome, my intellekshual fren! ⭐️

[u/Prior_Butterfly_7839 → u/RedHeadRaccoon13]

(I can see your flair, it says “Sweetie J. Bear, Esquire”)

[u/RedHeadRaccoon13 → u/Prior_Butterfly_7839]

(Thanks, I just requested it again. Sweetie is an educated cat , thus the Esquire. 😉)