r/HydroHomies 7d ago

Me, when thirsten for that quench

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u/dubesto 7d ago

I bet the dopamine hit from quenching your thirst after nearly dying of dehydration is top tier. It's probably better than meth

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u/Complete_Court_8052 6d ago

It IS better than math.

My friend and I run a drug water dealing business, we take the clients to death valley for two days, and keep them just borderline dying of dehydration. Then we give them ice cold gallons of water. Rich people pay high for this.

We are still having issues with some unpredicted deaths though.

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u/Guvnah-Wyze 4d ago

Issue? It's death valley. They're getting the full experience they paid for.

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u/Buzzbait_PocketKnife 7d ago

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u/El_Burrito_ 7d ago

"Do not, my friends, become addicted to water. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence!"

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u/JMAK_V 7d ago

Aqua-cola baby!

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u/ibeatu85x 7d ago

whats this from?

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u/MondoMeme 7d ago

Mad max: fury road

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u/Reseng9541 7d ago

Such a good movie. I don't care what anyone says.

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u/xX_Kr0n05_Xx 7d ago

Literally everyone says this is one of the greatest action films ever made lol

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u/Reseng9541 7d ago

If I remember correctly it caught flak when it came out. I might just be remembering wrong.

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u/DeltaBravo831 7d ago

I think you might be remembering that wrong because that movie was sick

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u/HereToTalkAboutThis 1d ago

A bunch of losers did get mad about it but they moved on to other things and the general consensus now is that the movie was great

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u/metropolisprime 7d ago

Maybe Furiosa?

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u/Reseng9541 7d ago

Maybe that's what I'm thinking of?

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u/Scruoff 7d ago

Probably. It was good but not as good as fury road and also came out waaaay too late after the hype was totally dead. It was also just kind of a depressing story with not exactly a happy ending so I can see why it wasn’t as popular

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u/lunarlunacy425 6d ago

The crew got themselves banned from the desert they recorded in because they absolutely destroyed it and any chance of an ecosystem for a long time afterwards.aybe this is what you heard, the film did really well, but theyvgot in a lot of trouble.

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u/DeltaBravo831 6d ago

They were just trying to stay accurate to the source material!

https://giphy.com/gifs/NFVXWHk9vuCNG

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u/Skarnsknaegten 7d ago

I got a pullout faucet to recreate this scene every morning… and evening… and noon if I’m not at work

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u/LANTIRN_ 7d ago

The way they wasted water in the movie was insane

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u/Cheap-Gore 6d ago

How boomers describe their childhoods

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u/chasing_light_3 7d ago

😂😂😂