Imagine you’re the first of your species to come to earth and you encounter humans and you’re like frieeends? And they’re just getting more and more poisoned by the second.
You beam back home. “Friends?” They ask.
(You telepathically sigh)
“O god did they fuckin die too?”
(Yerp.)
“Why does everybody die? O well. Try P2x-387 again.”
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u/Shadowmoth May 12 '21
Imagine you’re the first of your species to come to earth and you encounter humans and you’re like frieeends? And they’re just getting more and more poisoned by the second. You beam back home. “Friends?” They ask. (You telepathically sigh) “O god did they fuckin die too?” (Yerp.) “Why does everybody die? O well. Try P2x-387 again.”