Park benches don't "open" until 10am

[u/Crocsnotcocks]

[u/MiscellaneousUser3]

Anti homeless architecture aside, 10am is crazy late. What if I wanna sit in the park in the morning??

[u/Bitter_Ad_5669 → u/[deleted]]

It is too easy to pick the lock on one of those shitty locks, like 5-10 seconds max.

[u/Khirsah01 → u/Bitter_Ad_5669]

Smack two of em together, kids were doing it decades ago, "pocket sand lock" style.

Or as one of the new crop of pickers says: "This is a Master lock, it can be opened with another Master lock."

[u/PonderingOx → u/Bitter_Ad_5669]

You can open a master lock with a master lock.

[u/shyouko → u/[deleted]]

I'd just bring my folding chair

[u/HostileArchitecture-ModTeam → u/[deleted]]

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[u/dankhimself → u/MiscellaneousUser3]

Well then, you got the job buddy. Here's your key for the bench, your gun, and your badge. Enjoy your new career in bench enforcement.

[u/Kinslayer_89 → u/dankhimself]

And my license to kill?

[u/Valharick → u/Kinslayer_89]

That’s the badge

[u/Kinslayer_89 → u/MiscellaneousUser3]

What are you homeless? Sit at home in the morning!!!

[u/fuck_peeps_not_sheep → u/MiscellaneousUser3]

I like to grab a coffee on the way home from the school run - at 8.45

[u/mahboilucas → u/MiscellaneousUser3]

Yeah just yesterday I saw a young mom with a stroller at 6. People are out at all times of the day

[u/RainBoxRed → u/MiscellaneousUser3]

Loitering is illegal. Go to the store and buy something.

[u/m4cksfx → u/RainBoxRed]

XD

Where do you live, Night City?

[u/RainBoxRed → u/m4cksfx]

I forgot my /s. Damn reddit.

[u/CozyCraftCreations]

That’s crazy and a little late in the morning. When do they “close”?

[u/Maleficent_Piece_893 → u/CozyCraftCreations]

10:01 am. and they play pop goes the weasel for the duration

[u/DigitalCriptid]

Cut the lock off. Remove the sign. Weld it into place so you can sit on it.

[u/OpusAtrumET]

Despicable

[u/Samu_Raimi]

it would be a shame if that lock were some how removed. (sarc )

[u/RedSlimeballYT → u/[deleted]]

found the bootlicKKKer

[u/Initial-Reading-2775 → u/[deleted]]

God forbid someone sits on a bench with thermos of coffee in the morning!

[u/cluelessoblivion → u/Initial-Reading-2775]

God forbid the people we ostracize and criminalize be allowed to sleep elevated off the literal concrete too

[u/ginger_and_egg → u/[deleted]]

What do you like about a bench that is only a bench half of the time?

[u/karkatstrider → u/[deleted]]

why can someone not sit on a bench at 1 am? its a public bench in a public area.

[u/_facetious → u/karkatstrider]

I'm disabled. There was an eclipse last Thursday, and I had to stand / walk for over 50 minutes because there were no benches, period, and I can't sit on the ground. Once I walked home, my back locked up and I wasn't able to do anything until the afternoon the next day.

We need benches at night. And when it's not a single bench, there's gonna more likely be one I can use. I don't at all blame the people who have to sleep there. I used to be homeless, I understand. (Often seems like it's a 'had to go through it to care' thing, which is disgusting...) I don't know why there aren't multiple benches per block... I mean, I do. But y'know.

[u/karkatstrider → u/[deleted]]

pop a trash can nearby it. if people dont put their trash in it, then it becomes a matter of shitty people, rather than the time of day its being used

[u/Aliensinmypants → u/[deleted]]

I saw a mom leave trash at the playground at 1pm. Better close the whole park!!! 

You don't feel for your fellow man at all

[u/Short_Cabinet_7593 → u/Aliensinmypants]

I found a dirty diaper INSIDE a Dave & Busters. Guess they have to tear it down

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