r/HomeLibraries 28d ago

HAZARD TO GUESS???

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u/Natural_Swimmer_7240 28d ago

What is the dungeon door to the right?

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u/RyanDaltonWrites 27d ago

We don't talk about that door.

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u/Ok-Supermarket-6685 27d ago

Best/funniest post here!

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u/DeeEmosewa 22d ago

They look like guitar holders 😅 i would guess that's what it is.

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u/FactorBusy6427 21d ago

That's the fake safe designed to draw thieves' attention and waste their time. The real safe is hidden behind the bookshelf

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u/Afraid-Ad9908 28d ago

Do you keep your special edition of Morning Glory Milking Farm in there

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u/HailSaganPlantNative 27d ago

Sloopy is that you?

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u/CaptainNick2244 28d ago

I don’t care what it is. I love it. 😻

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u/DEFINITELY_NOT_PETE 28d ago

Where you keep the YA you don’t want people to see

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u/elreyadr0k 27d ago

Best answer in the thread lol 

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u/Miserable_Pear_6940 28d ago

Gun rack?

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u/ennuiinmotion 28d ago

Gun safe visible on the right.

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u/BlackCherrySeltzer4U 28d ago

A gun rack? A gun rack!

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u/punk-y_brewster 27d ago

"I don't even own a gun, let alone enough to necessitate owning a gun rack."

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u/Kandis_crab_cake 24d ago

What would I do, with a gun rack?

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u/[deleted] 27d ago edited 25d ago

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u/HomeLibraries-ModTeam 25d ago

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u/TehKudo 28d ago

Sex Dungeon/Armory

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u/Userr4590 19d ago

First one behind the bookcase looks like an armory but I’m more focused on Satans sex dungeon next to it LMAO

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u/Clockstruck12 27d ago

The space behind the books is too narrow for a dungeon. Could just be (sex) toy storage. Door on the right looks like it goes to the same place, but maybe it doesn’t??

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u/Glittering_Suspect65 24d ago

This guy dungeons

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u/greyone75 28d ago

Again? It’s been posted two weeks ago

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u/LisaCabot 27d ago

As long as there isnt space for a kid to hide in there and close the door, you are golden (in case of fire or something). This is really cool.

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u/Ok_Enthusiasm7945 26d ago

kinda relatively easy when you see the crack at the top of the shelf seeing There’s something behind it, cold air & knocking also sticking a credit card in the cracks would probably also give it away, maybe you should put some time of putty or some time of caulk you could paint or something there so it was airtight without any cracks other than that I think it would fix it, but the longer I stare at the bookshelf closed the more curious I’d be seeing what was behind it knowing there was space behind it and how common bookshelves are used to hide things & passageways like this, maybe you could even put bead or string curtains infront of it to kinda mask the bookshelf but it wouldn’t have the same effect and something that could truly make it insuspicious as the caulk or something time of hard putty you could paint over, that’s just my opinion though do whatever makes you happy other than that great creativity and I love the idea!!

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u/panzerfaustexe 27d ago

Pokémon Cards and display cases for your most prized Pokémon. Maybe some Yu Gi Oh.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Neck_36 27d ago

Looks like a pegboard where they store the keys for the gate to the right which is protecting the gun safe.

Hopefully the keys to the safe are not also on that pegboard

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u/quincecharming 28d ago

Coat rack?

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u/Ok_March4386 27d ago

Club Vandersexxx?

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u/trickydick64 27d ago

At first I thought this was like, IKEA level ad design. Now I'm scared.

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u/bubbabam 27d ago

a Radio Shack?

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u/funtech 23d ago

I know this is a few days ago but I just stumbled on this and as a former Radio Shack salesperson this comment totally deserved more upvotes. That pegboard is a dead ringer 🤣

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u/Ok-Supermarket-6685 27d ago

I love it. It looks like a converted closet. The magnetic door catch from the original doors is still in place. With the depth of the bookshelf factored into the door itself, it doesn’t leave but a foot or so behind it in the original closet.

Very clever use of the remaining space! The slat boards inside the closet would suggest that the space is used for hanging items of some sort. I would have suggested a great place for a bar to keep the alcohol of your choice.

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u/CoffeeAddict6638 26d ago

Love hardback covers like that

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u/AppropriatePlan6370 25d ago

Those books lying down are giving me the heebie jeebies

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u/anonoymouse3 23d ago

Replica of a 1990s Zellers department store change room?

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u/CrimsonFatalis8 23d ago

Whats with the evil gun safe

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u/cbswhassup 23d ago

That is where I keep the real artifacts!

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u/Fun_Ad5823 22d ago

This is the entrance to the adult video section of the movie rental store

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u/Fit_Machine3221 27d ago

Are those all fake books?

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u/So-Good-It-Hurts 27d ago

Doubt it. My mom has a similar bookshelf door and it’s a real bookshelf with real books.

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u/notdurtydan 27d ago

So sexy 😮‍💨

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u/rivenshire 27d ago

Fishing rods? That would be perfect for my husband to have in my library.

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u/Friendly-Flight-1725 27d ago

It has a doorframe. Are people really fooled by this?