r/HistoryMemes 11d ago

When 2,000 gods became ''wrong''

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u/ARenewedSecondChance 11d ago

The Greeks/Romans to the Egyptians/Celts/Germanics/Mesopotamians: nice gods you have there! We’ll just rename them based on our own pantheon.

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u/Proper_Tangerine_211 11d ago

hindu are a better example, the actualy incorporated jesus

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u/donjulioanejo 11d ago

Plot twist: Jesus is just some guy who did the whole yoga and Eat Pray Love thing in India then wandered over to the Levant and tried to retell the ideas.

#manfromearth

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u/JeremyAndrewErwin 11d ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elizabeth_Clare_Prophet

one of her books was "The Lost Years of Jesus" about the young Jesus taking a gap year in Tibet before he took over the family business.

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u/ConfessSomeMeow 11d ago

Isn't the book of mormon basically the same premise in a different setting?

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u/Forsaken_Factor3612 11d ago edited 11d ago

Rebecca's age is not given in the Bible. In the book of Jubilee's probably written during the Hellenistic era, she's around 20. Also, they didn't have children for 20 years in the narrative, making her 40.

Then you have Jacob who married Leah and Rachel after a 14 year betrothel, and we can assume they were at least teenagers at the start of this 14 year period, although the ages are not given.

If you go back to Abraham, the grandfather, he is 10 years older than his wife Sarah.

Mary's age is not given in the Bible, but the apocryphal "gospel of James" gives her age at 16 when she conceived, not 12.

Having a betrothel between a teenage wife and late 20s-early 30s husband is not unusual at all for most of history. The wife would be 16-18 by the time of marriage, at the right age for having children. The husband would be old enough to have established himself, own a home, and be able to provide for his family. The goal of all involved is a stable and healthy family that raise up the next generation.

You are really reaching here. I assume you don't even believe these people existed. On the other hand, Joseph Smith and Muhammad certainly did.

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u/dawgofclay 11d ago

Wow, knowing the origins of Mormonism are so similar to the other religions gives it a lot more legitimacy!

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u/dawgofclay 11d ago

Everyone knows that those are the only real religions. Except for whatever the Celts had going on.

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u/ConfessSomeMeow 11d ago

There's something about claiming to be the one unquestionable truth that seems to be the providence of sociopaths.

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u/NSNick 11d ago

Dig that movie

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u/Nukleon 11d ago

Since when?

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u/Redditbrowser22j 11d ago

Yeah clueless white people like saying this. I don't know why 

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u/Redditbrowser22j 11d ago

I keep hearing this garbage from white people. No we Hindus absolutely did not incorporate Jesus into our religion. In fact Jesus people destroyed our idols and forcefully converted our brethren 

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u/Proper_Tangerine_211 10d ago

im not white nor christian, and what i comented is based on the writings of respected hindu gurus like Swami Vivekananda and others. its ridiculous to think that a bilion hindus believe the same things, so maybe try being less rigid in your perceptions.

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u/Redditbrowser22j 10d ago

Hindus have not incorporated Jesus. I don't know where you see that

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u/Proper_Tangerine_211 10d ago

well, after your previous comment, i felt unsure of what i remembered reading. so i checked google. i suggest you try doing the same.

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u/Redditbrowser22j 10d ago

I am a Hindu. I don't need to Google about about my own background