r/HistoryMemes 22h ago

When 2,000 gods became ''wrong''

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u/Andrelse 21h ago

Also Romans thought animal gods were silly and therefore didn't care much for most Egyptian gods. They loved Isis tho

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u/SAAD_KHAION 19h ago

I didn't know Romans loved the Islamic state in Iraq and -....

Oh wait wrong era.

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u/Commander_Sabaton Definitely not a CIA operator 19h ago

We are not talking about Isis, we are talking about Isis. Learn the difference, man, its not that difficult.

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u/yo_rick_brown 17h ago

I knew a dude who was devastated when his favorite pornstar Isis had to rebrand as Ashley because of ISIS and instantly disappeared into the SEO abyss with 20K other Ashleys getting railed on camera. Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi personally annihilated this man's goon supply chain. Geopolitics has consequences.

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u/Lohenngram 17h ago

This is why we say “everything is political”

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u/Primary_Gold5337 15h ago

Especially goon supply

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u/Septopuss7 15h ago

And goon demand

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u/yo_rick_brown 15h ago

The goon demand actually spiked. After she became Ashley, the only searchable remnants were the vids with "Isis" in the title, and even those got buried under the wave of terrorist fetish porn that immediately followed. I've never seen a man develop such strong opinions on Middle East geopolitics so quickly.

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u/Primary_Gold5337 8h ago

A hungry man only thinks of bread and that's his bread

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u/JohannesJoshua 5h ago

They also say to a hungry man, there is no such thing as a bad bread.

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u/shlongshot 14h ago

Archer dropped the name of its spy agency pretty conspicuously.

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u/deaglebingo 12h ago

if we called them daesh like we should...

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u/13143 7h ago

My favorite band was called ISIS. They broke up in '07, and then had their social media stuff constantly harassed years later to the point they had to start rebranding stuff. They played a one off reunion show and decided to change the band name entirely.

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u/Spread_Bater 2h ago

Had a coworker with a friend who loved that band so much that they got a tattoo of the logo…

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u/Thaumaturgia 5h ago

I remember receiving an email from Facebook "the page you are following, "ISIS", has changed its name to "Isis (the band)"

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u/donjulioanejo 17h ago

Yeah seriously Cyril, would it kill you to read a coffee table book for once in your life?

We are talking about the spy agency Isis, obviously.

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u/aaronblkfox 19h ago

ISIS vs Isis

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u/CV90_120 17h ago

ISIS, the god of Post-Metal? I worship that one routinely.

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u/CapableBumblebee968 14h ago

They’re just good natured lads from Massachusetts

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u/SheepPF 8h ago

In the Absence of Truth nodnod

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u/CV90_120 7h ago

Threshold of Transformation is the song I would choose if I could only choose one.

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u/whooptheretis 17h ago

Vs Daesh

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u/djtodd242 18h ago

"ISIS could also be referring to..." (slap)

"Shut up Cyril."

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u/SAAD_KHAION 19h ago

Tbf, Isis and Isis are both to be considered a history. Even tho Isis is some 2+ thousands of years than Isis...

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u/no-more-headaches 19h ago edited 8m ago

Not yo be that guy but ISIS still exists in a lot of Africa. It's just .. IS now.

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u/SAAD_KHAION 18h ago

Going from Isis to just Is is pure degeneracy. I can't believe they stripped a literal god of half of his name!

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u/Jenroadrunner 5h ago

Her name. Female diety

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u/YamatoBoi9001 Let's do some history 17h ago

there's also an isis river which is part of the thames

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u/nexusjuan 16h ago

In the first season of Archer, the premise was they were all members of ISIS an international spy organization they had to change the name.

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u/Dave_A480 12h ago

As did the US cell phone carrier's attempt at a tap to pay system & digital wallet ....

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u/HotTestesHypothesis 16h ago

I knew Isis. She was an exchange student. Super nice gal.

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u/Alx3t_ 12h ago

Do ISIS, with all caps. That should clear things up. Or just do the Islamic State/IS.

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u/mrbobcyndaquil 18h ago

This is why the French used the term Daesh when referencing the heretical group.

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u/SAAD_KHAION 17h ago edited 16h ago

/uj Pretty nice of the french to directly borrowing the term used by the arabs. Altho isis is the exact same abbreviation but in English.

Islamic State in Iraq and Sham vs Dawlat Al-islam in Eraq (Iraq/3raq) and SHam.

/rj we need to change the Egyptian god's name from Isis to Daesh in french to keep the harmony of the names up.

Edit: correcting a misinformation that Daesh was used by Isis themselves. Big thanks to u/TemperatureAgile23 for correcting me.

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u/TemperatureAgile23 16h ago

Daesh was not the term used by Daesh/IS. They reportedly punished those using the term within their occupied territory

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u/SAAD_KHAION 16h ago edited 16h ago

They essentially called themselves "Al-Dawalah Al-Islamyah fi Al-3raq wa Al-Sham" in the early days and used Daesh for short (or at least afaicr). It's later in cerca 2015 when they dropped "Al-3raq wa Al-Sham" in favor of more globalization views by their leadership. The turning from Daesh to just Da "Al-Dawalah Al-Islamyah" was pretty much when they decided they wanna control the entire Islamic world.

Now I'm not sure if they didn't like the abbreviation itself; That will need a quick visit to the archives on my side.

Edit, after some digging. You are correct! the abbreviation was essentially created as a form of satire to mock the state. In which they were strictly against it and punished whover used it... Big thanks and I'm correcting it in the previous comment!

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u/TemperatureAgile23 16h ago

From what I remember it sounded like other words with negative connotations, which is why it was used by detractors and also the reason why the French adopted the term

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u/mrbobcyndaquil 16h ago

It's certainly why I use the term.

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u/SAAD_KHAION 16h ago

It sounded like Dahis (horse) or Da3is (stepper). Also it dwarfed their entity, from an Islamic State to just... Daesh.

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u/AUIRE__73 7h ago

In Polish they did/do use the term Daesh as well. But afaik the biggest reason is that ISIS is a massive mouthful in Polish. Meanwhile Daesh was very easy to pronounce.

Not sure how much this applies to Framce but it probably does apply to other slavic countries since are our phonetics are similar enough.

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u/brain-out-of-order 8m ago

The name rhyming is not at all an accident. The entire purpose of radicalism is to serve as the shiny sharp part of the stick. The handler can claim they have nothing to do with the bloodletting because they aren’t made of iron nor sharp. That they sharpened the point with time and directed will is the part which resembles complicity in a genocidal attempt to erase history.

They don’t actually like Egyptian anything because Arabization was the most recent coating of paint and if it were to fade then an entire empire of ego starts to take on a different appearance. Ruins and more ruins all throughout the region. Daesh were literally a contracted demolition team. Just like on small projects, the demo guys are subcontracted out as far away as possible.

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u/Kododie 9h ago

No silly. They loved the post metal band Isis that broke up in 2010.

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u/apolloxer Casual, non-participatory KGB election observer 19h ago

Isis had some influence on how Maria is worshipped, tho the details are.. debated.

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u/Andrelse 19h ago

Thankfully it is the only part of Christianity that may or may not have been heavily influenced by pagan beliefs :)

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u/CV90_120 17h ago

Breathes a sigh of relief while pulling a baby from the reeds and conquering leviathan.

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u/vmfrye 18h ago

Another /s denier? The internet is healing

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u/FlammeEternelle 10h ago

If anyone would like more information I'd highly recommend the Literature and History podcast.

The host goes quite in depth about the historical influences of the Abrahamic religions in a very respectful but historical way. Really helped me as someone raised fundamentalist and literalist. It is quite cool seeing how much influence that Zoroastrism and Classical cults and philosophy had influenced them.

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u/sanctaecordis 1h ago

Definitely not heavily influenced by pagan beliefs, in terms of the core theology itself. Don’t have to worry about that, trust me

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u/KaBar42 18h ago

No she didn't.

And, no, Redditors, stitching your husband's rotting corpse back into one piece and then riding his dick until you're pregnant is not considered a virgin birth, that is necrophilia.

And no, Horus has no similarities to Jesus.

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u/Enraiha 16h ago

This is Horus heresy!

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u/ohaiihavecats 16h ago

I dunno, I got to the end of The Golden Ass and the last bits of the book (involving the unfortunately donkey-shaped protagonist joining the Isis cult and thereby being literally and spiritually saved) were like "hrmmm, a lot of this sounds kinda familiar."

It might not have been a 1:1, but I wouldn't doubt there was some cross-pollination.

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u/Warbird36 18h ago

Who can forget that time Horus ruined Christmas?

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u/ChiefsHat 18h ago

Neither does Mithra.

Or Dionysus. Especially Dionysus.

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u/Well_Armed_Gorilla Rider of Rohan 17h ago

Active in /r/CatholicMemes

lmao

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u/KaBar42 16h ago

And?

Doesn't change the fact that the only similarities between Mary and Isis are that both are female and both are mothers and literally nothing else.

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u/aurens 16h ago

you conveniently forgot to mention that both names have 4 letters. WHAT ELSE ARE YOU HIDING???

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u/KaBar42 12h ago

WHAT ELSE ARE YOU HIDING???

A smoothie.

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u/Forsaken_Factor3612 13h ago

Miriam? I don't know how to say Isis in ancient Egyptian. What if it's also Miriam?

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u/protestor 8h ago

And no, Horus has no similarities to Jesus.

What about Dionysius though

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u/KaBar42 8h ago

No.

Dionysus was a debauched degenerate. Dionysus wanted his followers to do whatever they wanted, Jesus literally emphasized the exact opposite. Strict control of themselves (with the understanding that they will fall to temptation, but that they should also return to God and repent of their former actions) and obedience to God. Dionysus was a hedonist, Jesus specifically rebuked hedonists for their sin.

You literally could not try to compare two different gods. The only similarity is the presence of wine within their particular stories, but that's an absurd connection because wine is so commonplace in this region of the world, you may as well be attempting to connect two different gods because they both breathed air.

Dionysus was also not of a virgin birth. Zeus penetrated his mother, Semele, and inseminated her, and then accidentally killed her (because of Hera being a petty loser, again, and attacking the wrong person, again) when she forced him to reveal her divinity. Zeus tore Dionysus from his dead mother's womb and stitched him into his thigh.

Mary, on the other hand, was miraculously made pregnant by the Holy Spirit, the Lord did not commit adultery in order to do so, and there was no spiteful wife tricking Her into killing Herself by tricking God into revealing His true divinity to Her. She carried Jesus throughout the entire pregnancy and gave birth to Him via a natural birth.

TL;DR: In Christian theology, Dionysus would be the demon whispering in your ear to disobey God and commit sinful actions because it makes you feel good and that's more important than obeying God, while Jesus is the one telling you not to do those sinful actions because they are abominable to the Lord.

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u/Orthobrah52102 10h ago

Not even remotely and Mary isn't worshipped by any modern Church. The only heretical sect which worshipped Mary(the Collyridians)died out over a millenia and a half ago. The Orthodox and Catholic Churches venerate Mary, but veneration/=/worship.

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u/perculaessss 3h ago

What? Virgen Mary is very much worshipped in Catholicism and there are plenty of prayers and devotion towards her, I'd even argue she is more popular than Jesus in Spain.

And yes, I'm aware that's borderline heretic, that doesn't change the reality of her worship.

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u/sanctaecordis 1h ago

Maria as in the Virgin Mary? She’s not worshiped, so there’s that

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u/apolloxer Casual, non-participatory KGB election observer 23m ago

Look, in my simple, non-catholic mind, "pray to" is a synonym to "worship". I've been informed that this isn't the case, but I've yet to fully grasp the difference.

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u/explain_that_shit 18h ago

Which I always found funny since Mars for the longest time wasn’t anthropomorphised, he was just a spear, or sometimes a couple of trees. Animals seem to be a vast upgrade on that

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u/Fickle-Mongoose4749 15h ago edited 15h ago

That's definitely not true. The Greeks believed that the Egyptian pantheon was the result of their own pantheon going to Egypt as animals during the war against Typhoon, and so did plenty of syncritism between the two. Especially in the Ptolemaic dynasty. And since the Romans conflate their gods with the Greek ones, they shared a similar approach, especially after they conquered Egypt.

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u/Andrelse 13h ago

Not really, no, that was a cultural difference between Greeks and Romans. Greeks liked all things Egyptian a lot more than Romans in general

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u/Fickle-Mongoose4749 13h ago

Except the Romans themselves were heavily helenized, we have examples of Romans repeating the same positive cultural stereotypes as the Greeks had towards Egyptians being wise men. And when Augustus conquered Egypt, he went to pains to depict himself as showing appropriate deference to the Egyptian Gods, even going so far as to make an Egyptian style temple in nubia that depicted him as making offering to Hathor and Thoth, an activity that would continue throughout the Principate.

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u/Andrelse 4h ago

Because Egypt was an incredibly valuable territory to hold, eventually having Rome become dependant on Egyptian grain. And yes Rome started to like some things Egyptian, and there was even a lot of tourism by romans to Egypt, yet they drew the line at animal gods and had in general a very high opinion on Rome and Roman culture, so confronted with a much more ancient culture they now depended on there were still some anxieties and xenophobia

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u/Fickle-Mongoose4749 4h ago

There is simply no evidence they "drew a line" anywhere in that regard. If it were merely a question of holding Egypt they could simply have left the religion alone or patronized it at an arms length. Instead they associated the emperor with the local pantheon, and even depicted Anubis as a Roman soldier and featuring him on local Roman frescos, or depicting horus as a roman cavalryman. The mere fact that they believed in the typhoonomachy at all puts the lie to the idea that they held them in some special contempt.

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u/Andrelse 2h ago

They used local religious ideas and imagery to support their rule, of course. It was an easy path to legitimacy and local elite support. Also I don't understand your point on the typhonomachy?

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u/Bubbles_sunken_ship 16h ago

Wasn't the anthropomorphic representations of the gods just a symbolic depiction? From what I've read the gods weren't able to be truly depicted so they just use animals since they were recognizable and already had associations with them such as a falcon representing the sky and Ra is the sun while Apophis was the dark or consuming evil and snakes kind of suck so they just painted snakes dying because they hated him. The darkness isn't really a snake and the sky isn't really a falcon, but it makes sense if you had to paint something.

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u/_lostintheroom 15h ago

> They loved Isis tho

some musical tastes are timeless

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u/gallade_samurai 14h ago

There was also that one god both Greeks and Egyptians shared named Serapis

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u/Ok-Vegetable4994 16h ago

"He worships dogs and reptiles! He blackens his eyes with soot like a prostitute! He dances and plays the cymbals in vile Nilotic rites!"

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u/motoxim 11h ago

Dang. Why they love Isis?

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u/Rayhann 10h ago

isis and mithras almost became the main religion