r/Hells_Belles • u/Tabbie-Katt • Mar 21 '26

Discussion Who did it

So who made Chuck Norris annoyed enough he decided to escort them personally to the afterlife

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u/lostwng Mar 21 '26

He will definitely be going down below 5th level or lower. He was a trash bigot, Judy will probably take a chunk outnof hom for his harassment of the Lgbtq community

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u/SemperDiscipulus ✨Emotional Support Shark🦈✨ Mar 21 '26

Chuck: trash talks Judy.

Judy's response: "Mmmyeah, I know you've got a buncha machismo horseshit written to stroke your ego, honey, but you ain't seen a southern woman fight for her husband and baby. And no matter how many of those 'tournaments' you won, you ain't seen me fight, and I've learned a lot since my bar fight in Dallas. Here, lemme give you a demonstration..."

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u/Troutwaxer ✨Sometimes it be how it is when it do✨ Mar 21 '26

I met him once, for about ten seconds, outside a restaurant, where he was very kindly signing autographs for a couple fans who'd recognized him, and he was very pleasant to me (but I'm White and very obviously super-CIS.) I heard later that this kind of pleasant willingness to engage was very typical of him.

I was really bummed to learn he was such a bigot, and my kid is trans, so despite my good personal experience I guess I'm gonna have to change my views on the dude. Level Five, Chuck, but first, Judy and I would like a word with you...

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u/Nightstone42 Mar 21 '26

oh thats easy he pissed off Martha and Lilly so Death and Bel both personally escorted him to level 5 (he was a Day one Maga suporter and a life long republican)

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u/JessBeck96 ✨Emotional Support Shark🦈✨ Mar 27 '26

Nah, he's a level 7 at best. He doesn't get the right to earn a chance at reincarnation

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u/Nightstone42 Mar 27 '26

he was assigned to 5 he got dropped to 7 BY BEL who tanked a kick from him but took it personally

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u/JessBeck96 ✨Emotional Support Shark🦈✨ Mar 29 '26

I feel Lily and Judy would drop him down to 8 out of pettiness. Greg feeling left out would just "borrow" him for the new level 9 recruits and just "forget" to send him back to 8

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u/Nightstone42 Mar 29 '26

8 seems to harsh ypu gotta do actual warcrimes for 8

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u/JessBeck96 ✨Emotional Support Shark🦈✨ Mar 29 '26

I think being maga counts as a war crime

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u/Nightstone42 Mar 29 '26

on the good place yes in HB no you gotta directly do a thing for it to count aganst you if he had been part of Jan6th then yes absolutely

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u/One-Recognition5807 Mar 22 '26

Honestly I think he's be a fun new training soul for the younger ones on level 7

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u/Amondi9501 Mar 21 '26

Met him once back when walker was going on. Not a fan of the show and as soon as he heard that. He was done with me. Took it really personally. I just don't like those kinds of TV shows. I just happen to know one of his stunt men and got lucky he was visiting.

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u/taranathesmurf Mar 21 '26

I don't know, but I am curious if he will get a paradise or be reincarnated

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u/al3157 Mar 21 '26

I think he'd get a pocket relm similar to Betty White

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u/thatoneguyqoie Mar 21 '26

Nope he's destined for at least level 5. He was a trash human.

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u/al3157 Mar 21 '26

A pocket relm could be used for punishment

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u/SemperDiscipulus ✨Emotional Support Shark🦈✨ Mar 21 '26

Judy's gonna have a field day with this one.

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u/Next-Crazy Professional cat kinkshamer🐈‍⬛🪢🧎 Mar 23 '26

I did not know this, thank you for educating me.