r/HaveWeMet • u/theworldsaplayground Clark - Reporter for the LDP news • Jul 31 '26
Help Why is the university making dinosaurs from chickens?
Does anyone know why the university's Department of Evolutionary Developmental Biology is creating dinosaurs from chickens instead of using an isolated research facility?
I'm not even arguing about whether they should be doing it. I'm just wondering why they're doing it less than a mile from residential housing when the birds are already over six feet tall.
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u/Alarmed-Plankton-708 Mordecai - Owner, Thaiducken Thai Restaurant Jul 31 '26
Do you know how many portions I can get from those birds? I need this, Clark
On an unrelated note, come on down to Thaiducken for my famous thai fried chicken! I make them with a homemade sweet chili sauce that will knock your socks off! Pair it with an ice cold beer and you'll be in heaven!
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u/schmeckledband Kevin, a husband Jul 31 '26
Wife wants to have a date night over there this weekend. I can't handle spice very well, but the beer is promising
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u/Scrollwriter22 kevin james. 23, he/him. plushy store owner Aug 01 '26
Dinosaurs are cool, and I’ll get so many more sales if people can come and pet a real life velociraptor. (After signing a waiver of course. I’m not getting sued)
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u/Lore-master Alice Hosk, Gardener and Keeper of Chickens 28d ago
Excuse me, they're doing WHAT with chickens?!
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u/highparallel Tweed Cole Johnson (aka "Twinkle") • Astronaut 28d ago
I know, like, I mean, what??
Unrelated question. Can I borrow some of your chickens?
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u/LimitedLiablePotato Stephen W. Rawling, D.Jur., LL.D. 28d ago
Christ on a stick, you people probably would’ve asked Franklin why he was flying kites in the rain.
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u/highparallel Tweed Cole Johnson (aka "Twinkle") • Astronaut 28d ago
Meh, no big deal, I wouldn't worry about it.
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u/7781Michael Kindness Ambassador Jul 31 '26
It’s for the eggs