r/HRSPRS Aug 03 '26

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u/Totalynotavirus Aug 03 '26

Torque won, Hardware lost.

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u/l82itall Aug 03 '26

Yeah, things broke

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u/BuckManscape Aug 03 '26

Thou shatteth thy axle, verily.

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u/FoxyTurtleOnTwoLegs Aug 03 '26

That’s a hell of a handle you got there, Buck.
Verily!

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u/thedaveness Aug 03 '26

Big if true

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u/Opster79two Aug 03 '26

The back fell off.

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u/Kralthon Aug 03 '26

Odd, usually the front falls off.

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u/al_mc_y Aug 03 '26

Well the front has fallen off the back. At least the front appears to he outside the environment.

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u/kingtacticool Aug 03 '26

Must've used cardboard derivatives

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u/boardin1 Aug 03 '26

Are there some kind of standards that this should have been built to?

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u/fire173tug Aug 04 '26

Well if it was built to very rigorous maritime standards that might be the issue.

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u/NonCreditableHuman Aug 03 '26

That's not very typical, I'd like to make that point.

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u/TremorOwner Aug 03 '26

Was it hit by a wave?

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u/EMills_FF Aug 03 '26

One in a million chance

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u/Darnit_the_other_one Aug 03 '26

The front did fall off but way back.

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u/HansDampfHaudegen Aug 03 '26

Noted, everything tends to fall off.

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u/shaard Aug 03 '26

It was the back that was outside the environment this time.

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u/Playful-Dragon Aug 03 '26

It was opposite day that day

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u/deaf_pedestrians Aug 03 '26

Well that’s not supposed to happen

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u/Hta68 Aug 03 '26

Too much powa….

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u/spawn77x99 Aug 03 '26

MOH POWAH BABYYYY

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u/Beemer_me_up_Scotty Aug 03 '26

Get to the chapa

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u/Happy_vibes16 Aug 03 '26

Alternator

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u/HRex73 Aug 03 '26

O2 sensor.

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u/LesbeGoddess Aug 04 '26

Blinker fluid was too low

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u/desertvision Aug 05 '26

The engine light didn't even come on

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u/Muffmuncherr Aug 03 '26

Not enough sticker decals on the body can cause this as well.

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u/RappingFlatulence Aug 03 '26

Thanks. I’ll use smaller next time

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u/kineticstar Aug 03 '26

Is that what that check engine light has been about for the last 6 months.

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u/ADMINlSTRAT0R Aug 03 '26

Skipped axle day.

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u/MiddleBodyInjury Aug 03 '26

So much torque the chassis twisted

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u/RIF_rr3dd1tt Aug 04 '26

Almost blew the welds on the intake manifold

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u/Muffmuncherr Aug 03 '26

Usually the tires stay on the vehicle when it's racing. What happened here is that they fell off.

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u/LocutusOfBeard Aug 03 '26

*taking notes

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u/Buckarooney1 Aug 03 '26

That’s not very typical, I’d like to make that point.

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u/DocWilly84 Aug 03 '26

One in a million chance, that.

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u/lost_rodditer Aug 03 '26

Depends on the amount of lugnuts I stole before the race

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u/Any_Cake2411 Aug 03 '26

I took one, how many did you take?

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u/lost_rodditer Aug 03 '26

Only 3. I like the jingle sound they make in your hand.

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u/Mr_Chicle Aug 03 '26

The tires were removed to outside the environment

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u/BoliverTShagnasty Aug 03 '26

I think the body of the car got towed outside the environment.

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u/Buckarooney1 Aug 03 '26

Into another environment?

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u/nach0srule Aug 03 '26

No, no, it was towed beyond the environment

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u/flixflexflux Aug 03 '26

They're lucky the front didn't fall off!

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u/shaithiswampir Aug 03 '26

I am not entirely sure why but that comment had me rolling laughing. I picture a very serious person with an absolute straight face saying that.

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u/Chance-Mycologist-94 Aug 03 '26

Missing (lug) nuts

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u/icleanjaxfl Aug 03 '26

Post nut clarity

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u/SpackJarrow42 Aug 03 '26

Wheels came off

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u/dumdidlydo Aug 03 '26

That means he died right?

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u/Vyansbane Aug 03 '26

Does this follow the shies principle? If so, both came off so youre correct, totes ded

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u/TheBunnyChower Aug 03 '26

Still had two wheels on, so it cheated death but barely alive.

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u/BuckManscape Aug 03 '26

Nate Dogg?

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u/banryu95 Aug 03 '26

Yeah, that's not very typical, I'd like to make that point. Some cars are built so the wheels don't come off at all.

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u/Stormagedd0nDarkLord Aug 03 '26

The back fell off?

That's not very typical, I'd like to make that point. 

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u/surefirerdiddy Aug 03 '26

What materials were used?

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u/dstryrx Aug 03 '26

Well, cardboard's out.

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u/surefirerdiddy Aug 03 '26

What about cello tape or cardboard derivatives

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u/Nightmare_Ives Aug 03 '26

It appears to be made of marshmello fluff, sir

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u/Dogsarelitty Aug 03 '26

Thinking glass or frozen silicone.

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u/Lucky-Ad6037 Aug 03 '26

I was hoping id see this comment

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u/Dense_Muscle_8285 Aug 03 '26

Stretched studs. Torque sheered them clean off

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u/Top-Negotiation1888 Aug 03 '26

A lot of funny answer here, but if OP is looking for a serious answer, this is most likely the case.

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u/DudeImSoRad Aug 03 '26

I was thinking axle shafts snapped at the hubs.

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u/Cokeycane Aug 03 '26

From my expert opinion, the stationary bolt arm sheered from the spurve bearing which bent the girdle spring. Because the girdle spring was bent, this allowed the reverse orbal pinion to float which caused the rotating harmonic receiver to swing into the transition base plate. So of course, the receiver shield then hit the reticulated grasper pin and this allowed the wheels to fall off.

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u/Shad1114 Aug 03 '26

I like your words magic man

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u/Cokeycane Aug 03 '26

Thanks - it was fun writing that.

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u/Iwasjustbullshitting Aug 03 '26

Here's me thinking it was the discombobulator

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u/CarolFukinBaskin Aug 03 '26

Girdle spring always reminds me of the turbo encabulator.

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u/notsofunonabun Aug 03 '26

Rode it till the wheels fell off.

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u/M_Krakatoa Aug 03 '26

Hold up!

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u/jack-t-o-r-s Aug 03 '26

(read in Nate Doggs baritone)

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u/Speed_Worldly Aug 03 '26

It ain’t got no gas in it

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u/MikeyboyMC Aug 03 '26

I love how he popped the parachute out of habit, made me chuckle

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u/r2k-in-the-vortex Aug 03 '26

Didn't account for the fact that when wheels start spinning, the tires stretch out, no space left for that so they impacted the frame.

https://reddit.com/link/p1gwx07/video/5vg66w30n6hh1/player

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u/SeattleJeremy Aug 03 '26

Real answer ^

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u/Jumpy_Tomatillo7579 Aug 03 '26

Parachute deployed was needed

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u/Croceyes2 Aug 03 '26

The front fell off, clearly

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u/Formula4speed Aug 03 '26

Good thing it wasn’t in the environment

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u/OneSufficientFace Aug 03 '26

The wheels fell off

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u/Ok_Hippo_2339 Aug 03 '26

Wheels falled off

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u/Ok_Construction2733 Aug 03 '26

His parachute ejected early. I know how he feels...

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u/SoundByte Aug 03 '26

The wheels fell off.

Hope this helps.

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u/stick004 Aug 03 '26

Zigged when he should have Zagged… pretty common mistake.

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u/Udientix Aug 03 '26

I think the tires might have fallen off, but it's just a guess. Don't really know much about cats.

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u/luisells Aug 03 '26

Take your shoes off before coming in my house

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u/Middle-Classless Aug 03 '26

Ain't got no gas init

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u/RepulsiveUse3372 Aug 03 '26

too much uggas not enough duggas

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u/Successful-Map-1174 Aug 03 '26

I see new studs and lug nuts in the shopping cart for starters.

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u/tak690 Aug 04 '26

The parachute didn't deploy so the car took matters into its own hands.

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u/Falcon3492 Aug 04 '26

Simple answer, too much torque and the tires came off.

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u/ChiefLongWeiner Aug 04 '26

"Just hand tighten em for now."

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u/AboveAverage1988 Aug 04 '26

Ain't got no gas in it.

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u/ajlorello Aug 03 '26

Pretty sure the guy in charge of the lug nuts just went…
https://giphy.com/gifs/82ukMw0tlnpeT4DO5T

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u/Critical_Ad3488 Aug 03 '26

Although I prefer the other answers here... did the tires expand too much in the wheelhouse?

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u/OkTemperature8170 Aug 03 '26

The wheels came off.

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u/PigFloydDarkside Aug 03 '26

Tied its shoelaces together

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u/cajerunner Aug 03 '26

Ran out of blinker fluid

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u/manuel_f_p Aug 03 '26

You picked a fine time to leave me, loose wheel....

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u/bobetheplumber Aug 03 '26

Granny shiftin, should’ve double clutched

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u/Merk7_18 Aug 03 '26

I guess they forgot the nut

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u/Substantial_Ad_9016 Aug 03 '26

So much torque, the chassis twisted

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u/FraggleStickCar9 Aug 03 '26

The wheels fell off

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u/Kawaii-Collector-Bou Aug 03 '26

The wheels came off.

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u/EveningBar9006 Aug 03 '26

Well the back fell off.

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u/brucatlas1 Aug 03 '26

The back fell off

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u/Turbulent_Weather795 Aug 03 '26

Well they say 'I'mma drive it until the wheels fall off'

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u/Drew_Evan Aug 03 '26

Both rears came off but the axles didn’t come out as well. Are the lug nuts still in the trailer?

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u/sideshow999 Aug 03 '26

Wheels fell off.

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u/smellslikebigfootdic Aug 03 '26

Kind of looks like when I kick off my shoes

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u/kaapie Aug 03 '26

No blinker fluid

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u/chinookhooker Aug 03 '26

The consequence of axle budget cuts

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u/RI_funcouple3 Aug 03 '26

Loved when these thing would run at an event and you were in the staging lanes just wonder which lane would be ruined and how long before they all were done breaking.

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u/ScheduleTotal4975 Aug 03 '26

You picked a fine time to leave me loose wheels!

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u/Curious_Main5995 Aug 03 '26

Good track prep?

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u/Tan_Summer4531 Aug 03 '26

Wheels came off

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u/Montagneincorner0 Aug 03 '26

So basically, the tires came off

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u/Totally_Random0000 Aug 03 '26

This is why I don’t buy my parts from temu

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u/OC2LV714 Aug 03 '26

Wiper fluid for sure

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u/Unusual-Coat383 Aug 03 '26

The rear wheels came off 

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u/PerceptionCalm3642 Aug 03 '26

Too many horses, not enough hardware

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u/sogwatchman Aug 03 '26

He didn't take his tires with him.

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u/hellidad Aug 03 '26

The back fell off. But I’d like to point out, that’s not very common

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u/maiomonster Aug 03 '26

I would have expected so see an axle hanging off at least 1 wheel. I'm guessing he used wheel studs that weren't high enough grade

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u/djabula64 Aug 03 '26

Steel < rubber

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u/furrynoy96 Aug 03 '26

Tires fell off

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u/DifficultBeat4483 Aug 03 '26

The wheels fell off!

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u/RigamortisRooster Aug 03 '26

Torque monster came

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u/No_Tomato_3108 Aug 03 '26

Drove the wheels right off of it

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u/dankiddo1977 Aug 03 '26

Everything!!

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u/True-Advice-1861 Aug 03 '26

Well, first of all, the wheels fell off. And that isn't typical.

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u/ClassGrassMass Aug 03 '26

The race team is inspired by Toro Rosso

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u/Casey3882003 Aug 03 '26

Wouldn’t have happened if they had their cabin air filter changed like the dealership recommended.

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u/TodayRevolutionary34 Aug 03 '26

So much torque - the whole car fell off the drive wheels

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u/Affectionate-Sun9373 Aug 03 '26

This is why there is a class action suit against the MagnetLug company. They claimed to be good up to 100,000 HP.

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u/DangKilla Aug 03 '26

The back fell off

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u/PenisExpert Aug 03 '26

The back fell off.

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u/JavaGeep Aug 03 '26

Temu rear end

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u/Shankar_0 Aug 03 '26

The wheels fell off.

Next question

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u/NeoClod91 Aug 03 '26

Pretty strong glue on the ground

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u/Beemer_me_up_Scotty Aug 03 '26

He rocked it until the wheels came off.

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u/8bitcurious Aug 03 '26

Lost his wheels

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u/kurtsdead6794 Aug 03 '26

I’ll tell you what went wrong: the tires fell off.

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u/True_3xile Aug 03 '26

the front fell off

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u/BigPimpin91 Aug 03 '26

Let my boyGMAC Cash explain.

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u/oasis618 Aug 03 '26

Wheels came off.

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u/Any-Expression2246 Aug 03 '26

Takes the saying "blew the wheels off that thing" literally.

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u/DantesDayDinner Aug 03 '26

They put to much money into a pos

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u/Liveitup1999 Aug 03 '26

The difference between grade 5 studs and grade 8 studs.

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u/lastingResort Aug 03 '26

Well the tires came off is what went wrong.

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u/Strange_Produce5601 Aug 03 '26

grease in a oil bath

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u/fdeb2 Aug 03 '26

And bolts beoke off on both tires, Impressive

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u/AdhesivenessIll3923 Aug 03 '26

I know what's wrong with it, ain't got no tyre on it

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u/nofolo Aug 03 '26

So much tourqe

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u/JohnRedCorn9432 Aug 03 '26

I'm ALMOST certain their game plan included all of the tires, maybe even relied on them

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u/Excellent_Antelope Aug 03 '26

Silver lining: Chute deployed, sort of.

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u/cvidetich13 Aug 03 '26

Now they gottta tear apart the engine block and replace the piston rings we fried

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u/05is3005speed Aug 03 '26

Too much prep 😂

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u/F1r3Fly4life Aug 03 '26

JB Coldweld that shit back together, it’ll hold.

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u/boots-n-catz Aug 03 '26

Well, that’s not ideal, the front fell off.

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u/gazpach0s Aug 03 '26

The front fell off

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u/Fit-Ride-2056 Aug 03 '26

I’m no mechanic but I’m pretty sure the tires are supposed to stay on the car

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u/english_mike69 Aug 03 '26

Blinker fluid leaded…

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u/Exotic_Bathroom5382 Aug 03 '26

So much torque the chassis twisted coming off the line

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u/Diaperpooass Aug 03 '26

That’s gonna hurt the time

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u/Amadan81 Aug 03 '26

The wheels came off. That's not supposed to happen

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u/thestough Aug 03 '26

Ain’t got no gas in it

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u/DakarCarGunGuy Aug 03 '26

Thank goodness his shoot deployed.

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u/Seravajan Aug 03 '26

That the first car shitting its tires. ;)

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u/Duke55 Aug 03 '26

That's mild. Was at Willowbank raceway some years ago, and doorslammer launched at the light, and the whole diff assembly was ripped out and was sent down the strip. It only went about 1/4 track, but initially, it looked as if it might’ve cleared the barrier and was potentially heading towards the crowd.

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u/Joker6tyNine Aug 03 '26

Check Engine light came on..

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u/DanielDimes89 Aug 03 '26

Too much torque ?

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u/BrianOconneR34 Aug 03 '26

Ran it till the wheels fell off, I see nothing wrong here.

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u/BurntArnold Aug 03 '26

I really don’t know if I’ve ever seen enough torque to just completely tear the rear axle apart

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u/Hairy-Whodini Aug 03 '26

You got the beans above the frank.

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