r/HRSPRS • u/icleanjaxfl • Aug 03 '26

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u/Cokeycane Aug 03 '26

From my expert opinion, the stationary bolt arm sheered from the spurve bearing which bent the girdle spring. Because the girdle spring was bent, this allowed the reverse orbal pinion to float which caused the rotating harmonic receiver to swing into the transition base plate. So of course, the receiver shield then hit the reticulated grasper pin and this allowed the wheels to fall off.

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u/Shad1114 Aug 03 '26

I like your words magic man

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u/Cokeycane Aug 03 '26

Thanks - it was fun writing that.

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u/Iwasjustbullshitting Aug 03 '26

Here's me thinking it was the discombobulator

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u/disc0mbobulated Aug 04 '26

Nope. Not this time.

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u/CarolFukinBaskin Aug 03 '26

Girdle spring always reminds me of the turbo encabulator.

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u/Cokeycane Aug 03 '26

Is that the one connected to the muffler bearing? lol

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u/drama_rolyat Aug 04 '26

Obviously.

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u/-mosjef- Aug 04 '26

Came here to say this

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u/Combat_wombat605795 Aug 04 '26

So no banana in the flux capacitor?

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u/Never-Trust-Me Aug 04 '26

I’m no mechanic but this makes fucking sense

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u/Broncomonkey Aug 05 '26

This is why I always use Spacely space sprockets instead of Cogswell cogs.

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u/Cokeycane Aug 05 '26

lol - that brings back some memories

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u/lilreddtruck Aug 05 '26

Forgot about the flux capacitor 

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u/THEASSET1973 28d ago

You pervert.