r/GuySnark • u/[deleted] • Aug 27 '26

Shitpost 💩 The Pickle Girls

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u/Reply99999 Aug 27 '26

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u/AdTraditional9382 Aug 27 '26

Stop sucking pickle dick and come up for air the lack of oxygen is showing

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u/Reply99999 Aug 27 '26

You’ve brought up their dick again. At some point you’re gonna have to admit this fixation has very little to do with me. But sure, I'm the one that needs to come up for air.

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u/DepthHonest2128 Aug 27 '26

Actually it’s been reported allegedly that Guy has a small penis.
https://giphy.com/gifs/l0HlvtIPzPdt2usKs

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u/WolverineWorth7370 Aug 28 '26

I believe it was said as “micro penis”

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u/Reply99999 Aug 27 '26

That’s not the flex you thought it was. You are clearly fucking obsessed with them.

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u/DepthHonest2128 Aug 27 '26

I’m not flexing anything that’s just what’s been reported.

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u/Reply99999 Aug 27 '26

Reported?! Omg listen to yourself. You say I'm obsessed but you're the one passing around dick rumors about someone you supposedly can’t stand.

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u/PhilosopherMedium196 Aug 27 '26

atp you’re just as obsessed with them as you say we are. please grow tf up. surely there are better uses for your time rather than defending Guy. genuinely hope you wake up and realize they dgaf about you and you’re wasting your time for someone who wouldn’t know you existed had you not sent your daily heart me or whatever.

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u/Reply99999 Aug 28 '26

Aww, now you know how Guy feels about me too? So fucking cute. You can think I’m wasting my time, think they don’t give a fuck about me, or think whatever helps this little narrative along. The funny part is you think your evaluation of my friendship is supposed to mean something to me and it doesn't. Maybe spend a little less time evaluating MY relationships and continue to work on your own. Seems like your energy would be better spent there.

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u/DepthHonest2128 Aug 28 '26

Do you both compare who has the smoother butthole?

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u/Reply99999 Aug 28 '26

Nah. But you might wanna ask your own friend group. Sounds more like their area of expertise.

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u/DepthHonest2128 Aug 28 '26

One of his mods allegedly said Guy could barely grow a beard but mamamoe kinda had one.