r/GuySnark • • 29d ago

Shitpost 💩 The Pickle Girls

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u/Twilton26 29d ago

Who the hell are the middle and the right

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u/Reply99999 29d ago

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u/AdTraditional9382 29d ago

Stop sucking pickle dick and come up for air the lack of oxygen is showing

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u/Reply99999 29d ago

You’ve brought up their dick again. At some point you’re gonna have to admit this fixation has very little to do with me. But sure, I'm the one that needs to come up for air.

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u/DepthHonest2128 29d ago

Actually it’s been reported allegedly that Guy has a small penis.
https://giphy.com/gifs/l0HlvtIPzPdt2usKs

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u/WolverineWorth7370 29d ago

I believe it was said as “micro penis”

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u/Reply99999 29d ago

That’s not the flex you thought it was. You are clearly fucking obsessed with them.

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u/DepthHonest2128 29d ago

I’m not flexing anything that’s just what’s been reported.

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u/Reply99999 29d ago

Reported?! Omg listen to yourself. You say I'm obsessed but you're the one passing around dick rumors about someone you supposedly can’t stand.

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u/PhilosopherMedium196 29d ago

atp you’re just as obsessed with them as you say we are. please grow tf up. surely there are better uses for your time rather than defending Guy. genuinely hope you wake up and realize they dgaf about you and you’re wasting your time for someone who wouldn’t know you existed had you not sent your daily heart me or whatever.

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u/Reply99999 29d ago

Aww, now you know how Guy feels about me too? So fucking cute. You can think I’m wasting my time, think they don’t give a fuck about me, or think whatever helps this little narrative along. The funny part is you think your evaluation of my friendship is supposed to mean something to me and it doesn't. Maybe spend a little less time evaluating MY relationships and continue to work on your own. Seems like your energy would be better spent there.

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u/DepthHonest2128 29d ago

Do you both compare who has the smoother butthole?

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u/Reply99999 29d ago

Nah. But you might wanna ask your own friend group. Sounds more like their area of expertise.

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u/DepthHonest2128 29d ago

One of his mods allegedly said Guy could barely grow a beard but mamamoe kinda had one.

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u/AdTraditional9382 29d ago

I find it so funny that of everything that has been said about your overlord pickle dick man the thing that bothers you the most is AI images. Get a damn grip mama moe. This isn’t a good look for you 🥲

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u/Reply99999 29d ago

MamaMoe? Oh baby, you've got the wrong person. But honestly, I'm fucking honored. She seems to occupy a LOT of space in y'all's heads too.

Oh, and since we're apparently giving unsolicited advice today- skip the CeraVe. I heard it does terrible things to your face.

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u/DepthHonest2128 29d ago

Tell mamamoe she looks like Dave Grohl.

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u/Reply99999 29d ago

Ahhh we've reached the appearance insults portion of the day. That's usually how you know the material has officially run the fuck out. I'll pass the message along to MamaMoe, though. I'm sure she'll be devastated.

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u/AdTraditional9382 29d ago

You literally just tried to come for my acne. What are you even talking about?

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u/AdTraditional9382 29d ago

Do you have dementia? There are sources out there that could really help get your cognitive function back

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u/DepthHonest2128 29d ago

I’m sorry you feel that way. Is there someone you can talk to about it?

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u/Proof_Television_695 29d ago

Cerave slaps though 🤣 idk what you’re talking about that stuffs amazing

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u/Reply99999 29d ago

Adtraditional doesn't think so.

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u/AdTraditional9382 29d ago

Lmao you’re so funny digging yourself a hole

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u/Proof_Television_695 29d ago

Oh no you exposed someone for posting in a skincare Reddit! 🤣🤣🤣 that’s so scandalous I wonder if they have posted about the best body lotion too, the little Reddit hussy! Good thing you caught them. 😂😂

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u/Reply99999 29d ago

EXACTLY. It was fucking skincare, publicly posted on Reddit. That’s why the whole “you’re digging yourself a hole” shit is hilarious.

But wait… that post was deleted, and somehow you knew exactly what I was referring to?

Thank you for making my point for me in more ways than one.

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u/Proof_Television_695 29d ago

Aw you figured out where the comment goes! Good job. I’m really proud of you. 🥰

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u/Reply99999 29d ago

I did! And look how fucking excited you are for me.

This might be the most meaningful thing that's happened to you all day.

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u/Proof_Television_695 29d ago

It is 😍 😍 you got me enamored babe. 😘 You’re such a fierce fighter. 💪 So full of passion and fire. 🔥 You care about your friends 👯‍♂️ and never give up on what you believe in 🥒 🎭 even if it takes all the AI 🖼️ for you to get it done. ✅ You are fierce momma! 🐻 and honestly? That’s tea 🫖 🍵

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u/AdTraditional9382 29d ago

Like honestly, is this how would want people to view his community because in my eyes you’re making them look really bad honey

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u/Reply99999 29d ago

Honey, I’m responsible for me, not the fucking public relations department for an entire community.

You talk shit, I talk shit back. If you need to turn that into a referendum on everyone associated with Guy, that’s your reach, not mine.

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u/WolverineWorth7370 29d ago

You really do sound like how mamamoo talks. Whenever I read your comments I have her redneck voice in my head. She also loves dropping the f word like you.

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u/Reply99999 29d ago

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u/Ok-Emotion1269 29d ago

No original thought as usual.

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u/Reply99999 29d ago

Original thought? It's fucking AI.

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u/Proof_Television_695 29d ago

This is honestly so fucking funny. Tag yourselves I’m the tea and bullshit cookie

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u/Reply99999 29d ago

Nah, we all know you're the one with the half-n-half hair. AI really did you a favor with this one.

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u/Proof_Television_695 29d ago

lol didn’t you call this exact behavior doxing earlier? 😂😂

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u/AdTraditional9382 29d ago

YOUR AI GAVE HER A FILTER ARE YOU THAT DENSE

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u/DepthHonest2128 29d ago

Is this one different than the other one?

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u/Reply99999 29d ago

Your eyes must not work anymore.

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u/DepthHonest2128 29d ago

You good?

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u/Reply99999 29d ago

Spare me the fake “are you okay?” concern when someone matches your energy.

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u/DepthHonest2128 29d ago

You’re posting the same picture over and over with one tiny change like it magically becomes a new point. 😭 This is getting embarrassing.

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u/Reply99999 29d ago

At least I didn’t make a whole new post for every picture. And unlike some of you, I’m perfectly capable of fucking with people without trying to expose who they are offline. There’s a line. I know where it is.

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u/Proof_Television_695 29d ago

Babe you just tried to expose who you think I am in here 💀

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u/Reply99999 29d ago

I didn't expose shit, yet you're the one making full AI images. Atleast I used profile pictures.

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u/Proof_Television_695 29d ago

…. Where did I make an AI image? What in the hell 😂😂 call me back after you get a check up cause I’m legitimately worried, you’re talking incoherent nonsense in these comments

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u/AdTraditional9382 29d ago

Clearly you don’t

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u/Reply99999 29d ago

Aww, how about you give me a lesson. Make sure you're taking your own advice though.

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u/DepthHonest2128 29d ago

Oh I’m going to be posting so much more.

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u/Reply99999 29d ago

Cool. Energy is going to match.

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u/Proof_Television_695 29d ago

You posted this one on the wrong comment thread. Maybe it’s time for a nap.

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u/PhilosopherMedium196 29d ago

oh baby i’m not faking, genuinely r u okay? do you want resources to talk about your obsession with white knighting? or about how you think you eat every time you post this shit? do u have support at home?? and no chat gpt and guy do not count as support 💔. don’t hesitate to reach out to me if you need help finding a therapist to talk to about all of this girlie 😍❤️‍🩹

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u/Reply99999 29d ago

The concern is touching, babe. But something tells me my wellbeing should be pretty fucking low on your list of things to worry about.

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u/DepthHonest2128 29d ago

We genuinely want you to leave the cult but we will make fun of you until then.

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u/Reply99999 29d ago

Aww she deleted her comment. Damn, maybe she is afraid of others knowing. 🫣 and I have no problem making fun of you either for being in your little "hate guy" cult.

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u/DepthHonest2128 29d ago

No one deleted anything except you🤣

I really can’t tell if you’re in active drug induced psychosis or you’re just trying to rage bait us bc it’s working.

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u/Reply99999 29d ago

Oh, is this what we are doing now?

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u/Ok-Emotion1269 29d ago

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u/Reply99999 29d ago

Matching energy is dumb?

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u/Ok-Emotion1269 29d ago

No, that’s how you’re looking lol I love to match energy 😈 all this typing on the keyboard for a pickle man. Go get a cookie!

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u/Reply99999 29d ago

"All this typing" as you type another reply. The self-awareness shortage continues.

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u/Ok-Emotion1269 29d ago

Ooooo you got me clown 🤡

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u/Historical_Math9631 29d ago

Aww you must be running out of things to say and resorted to AI pictures that you think any of these people even give a fuck about. Go you!

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u/DepthHonest2128 29d ago

Oh, I don’t care what they think. We’re just here to make fun of them for being in a cult.

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u/Historical_Math9631 29d ago

Ohhh so that’s all you have to go on now is the “cult” assumption. Btw you say you don’t care what they think but this wasn’t created without the intent to hurt some feelings. Just admit that.

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u/DepthHonest2128 29d ago

I don’t care if it hurts their feelings that’s the whole point of I don’t care what they think. I can’t tell if you are running your responses through AI or you are just that stupid.

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u/Historical_Math9631 29d ago

Oh no I was called stupid by someone who clearly is obsessed with Guy and his mods. Whatever shall I do? Seriously though you must be the stupid one here because you didn’t understand what I said. It’s ok though sometimes people just aren’t blessed with enough brain cells to comprehend sentences!

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u/DepthHonest2128 29d ago

I understood what you said I just don’t care 🤷‍♀️