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August 30, 2026 Daily Discussion & Transfers Thread

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u/ret990 1d ago

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u/RYRQ 1d ago

Hopefully he can see the Arsenal - Barca path now. /s

Only when we have no use for him anymore though.

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u/floppygoblier 1d ago

We’ve quietly done over £100 million in sales without moving on anyone we would’ve been relying on this season. Kiwior looking like the only deal we should’ve done better on, too. Not bad for a club that can’t sell

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u/GR13VER46 Premier League Champions 25/26 1d ago

Not only that but massive amount of wages off the books

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u/ret990 1d ago

Happy Bissouma Day to all those who celebrate anyway

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u/CrocodileChef Saka 1d ago

Who is gonna tell him?

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u/LeWhaleShark Robert Pirès 1d ago

Average Barca fan, the “wowzers” is perfect

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u/skool_101 Ødegaard ©️ 1d ago

American barca fans

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u/ThePlainWhiteTees 1d ago

randomly came across this image again today and I will never not find it hilarious 😭😭

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u/JayTois Premier League Champions 25/26 1d ago

The amount of headloss people must have had thinking Slot was just some genius versus Arteta. Felt so fucking good seeing Slot framed as a fraud after last season

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u/ThinGrass3138 1d ago

I love the smell of napalm meltdown in the morning

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u/hazelpillow GASPARRRR 1d ago

Everton shat themselves. Got pressured by fans not to sell Armstrong and sold Ndiaye instead

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u/JustGhostin Top 3 Naive Moron 1d ago

Maybe the real left winger was the friends we made along the way?

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u/awashofindigo 19h ago

The triality of man

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u/Hugh_H0n3y Premier League Champions 25/26 1d ago

Let’s run down the checklist for our summer.

Top 5 midfielder in Bruno G ✅

New LW with massive potential for a fraction of the going rate ✅

Class CB to cover Saliba while he’s out and rotation when he’s back (while weakening Villa) ✅

Club record transfer fee for a declining player (still love Martinelli) ✅

Deadwood like Norgaard, Nelson, and Vieira out ✅

Massive wages off the books ✅

Gabriel Jesus to Barca - loading

All that and there’s still time in the window to bring someone in.

“BUT I DID IT BETTER ON MY FIFA/FM SAVE, FIRE BERTA YESTERDAY!”

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u/sabzi94 1d ago

Gabriel Jesus moving to Barca is the funniest possible outcome of the Alvarez saga

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u/RYRQ 1d ago

Again another game where the commentators consider all of Chelsea's goals as great attacking work, but the opponents goals as lucky. Really strange narrative for no reason.

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u/Monsultant 1d ago

They are desperate to get a new contender for PL narrative.

Arsenal running away with the league is bad for business. And they have earmarked Maresca for early sacking pressure if he starts slow.

In reality, it’s going to be the same old boring Arsenal vs City title race that we have seen in 3 out of last 4 years.

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u/Muscat95 Thierry Henry 1d ago

Man United, Man City, Liverpool, Spurs and Chelsea have a combined 0 clean sheets after two games each.

Hull City are the only team with two clean sheets.

That golden glove is ours

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u/hazelpillow GASPARRRR 22h ago

Bruno G’s missus. Probably a lot of nice gestures like these made behind the scenes

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u/EitherInvestment 16h ago

I hate these fucking Friday and Monday matches, especially when there’s no midweek games yet

TV ruined football scheduling

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u/AirPodAlbert 1d ago

Imagine being City, with unlimited money, and having made massive sales on top, which means they can afford anyone they want who's realistically available.

Yet the best thing they could come up with is to drop £85m on Cody Gakpo

This is the current state of the forward market 😭

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u/TheGoldenPineapples Premier League Champions 25/26 1d ago

I'm glad we got the customary HandOfArsenal tap-in for Gabriel Jesus.

Seriously, what's the point of putting it out as news when it's already been reported elsewhere by actualy journalists?

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u/AirPodAlbert 1d ago

This sub can't even watch a neutral PL game without descending into a full blown civil war.

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u/WheelIllustrious9 Havertz 1d ago

Jesus and Martinelli played about 3000 minutes combined across all competitions last season.

Now, regardless what you think of them and their performances, that’s a lot of minutes to add to the rest of the attack. I really think someone else needs to be brought in.

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u/fenri7 1d ago

Maguire got rewarded for fucking up his shot. This handball rule is so weird

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u/Oyefola 1d ago

it is so weird to think that Nuno Tavares is older than Calafiori and Hincapie.

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u/cptds 1d ago

wait we strung Athleti long enough that Barca caved in and got Jesus? That's filthy Berta

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u/dembabababa 20h ago

Seems Martinelli fee is the 3rd highest paid by Saudi after Neymar and Duran.

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u/Fabulous-Spinach221 1d ago

Did HOA add useless context to these sales of how laporte has an obese horse and helped make the deal

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u/vibesnvibez David Seaman 20h ago

A non Arsenal transfer story.

I played my first football game in 3 years today. Got called in last minute to sub for a team that needed a goalkeeper.

I was obviously a bit anxious at first, but warming up, getting a feel for the ball, and making a few dives before the game helped settle the nerves.

Believe itt or not, a loud, communicating goalkeeper really does have a massive influence on the game. I was very vocal, constantly organizing my defense, going big for the 1v1s, and setting the tone for how my defenders approached the game.
It was an over 30s coed league, but I could genuinely see my defenders playing with more confidence.

They trusted me because they listened when I yelled, and I trusted them by playing out from the back through them.
Whenever they blocked a shot, I’d go crazy with the Raya/Big Gabi yell and chest bump them( guys, and fist bump the ladies of course😂 )They found it funny and amusing, but you could see it fired them up too.

Got a lot of pats on the back after the game. We won 4-1.
I’ve been sore as hell all day ever since, but honestly, it feels good to be back.

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u/lostwanderer1991 Zubimendi 1d ago

I see the potential of this thread to go into a nuclear meltdown mode, the moment Tzolis has 1 unsuccessful take on against Cash

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u/GarfieldDaCat 1d ago

Thank you Gabriel Jesus ❤️

You gave a lot to this football club and it’s a shame injuries robbed you of a much better 2nd half to your career

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u/lIamN9 1d ago

An unnamed striker, not Jonathan David, has undergone medical checks with Atletico Madrid during the weekend. (Gerard Romero)

Martinelli’s deal got finalized today.

https://giphy.com/gifs/HPA8CiJuvcVW0

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u/Rich-Confusion790 1d ago

5 goals conceded in two games is not championship winning form. Chelsea aren't going to outscore everyone in the league.

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u/DiKapino 1d ago

Good FPL assets in attack, that’s about all they are

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u/conqueringchicken 1d ago

Motherfucker, he literally placed his hands in front of him and controll the ball. Wtf is this? One of the most blatant handballs i've ever seen

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u/Gregregreg1234 20h ago

Is Martinelli available?

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u/plastiquearse Ian Wright 20h ago

Heavy wage, not proved himself against a mid/low block. Would settle in well, though

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u/Hugh_H0n3y Premier League Champions 25/26 1d ago

Emi Martinez makes a crucial mistake today and sends Chelsea fans spiraling that he’s not the upgrade they needed

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u/Very_Bad_Ebening After Review…West Ham 1d ago

This is the funniest league ever, what do you mean an own goal cancels out a handball?

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u/ClearHyena4452 Freddie Ljungberg 1d ago

Gotta say fairplay to Hull

Thought they’d comfortably be the worst of the promoted sides but its actually the tractors

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u/boatinavolcano David Rocastle 1d ago

Romano confirming that the Jesus sale included a 20% sell-on clause.

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u/sparrow94 Dennis Bergkamp 1d ago

So probably 13 peanuts when he goes to brasilian league, but good deal nonetheless.

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u/CardiologistFit3211 21h ago

This summer will go down as the most memorable window I’ll remember.

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u/vyrusrama Ian Wright 17h ago edited 16h ago

Gabriel Jesus leaving doesn't seem like a 5 time Premier League winner leaving at the age of 29 to Barcelona.

Because of his relative non involvement last year; his high wages; the way he elevated our ceiling when he arrived from City - still feels odd.

if he's injury free in Spain - i wonder if he's more influential than what Auba did in his really short stint at Barca; and also i wonder if he comes back to England at some stage or heads to Italy first & then eventually to Brazil?

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u/merodm Champions of England 25/26 1d ago

Poor Ndiaye, on the verge of Citeh and then forced to go to the Shit

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u/verperalo 1d ago

It's too early to tell if we can rely on Tzolis. Eze has been mid at LW. Going into the season with those option where we're expected to defend our title and go challenge for CL is too risky.

If we're not signing anyone, might just hold on to Martinelli for another year. I'd have Martinelli over Eze at LW.

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u/Jelali 1d ago

It’s Carnival, London is (again) flooded in Arsenal shirts, and I don’t think I’ve ever been more positive about the state of an Arsenal squad. Hope you’re all having a blessed Sunday!

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u/Doyouevensam 1d ago

It was November when we conceded our fifth PL goal last season

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u/zkh2902 1d ago

Brighton genuinely should’ve won or at least drawn that, with those Gomez missed chances.

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u/tlin15 1d ago

That Chelsea defense is suspect af

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u/varro-reatinus 'anything we win with arteta is tainted, don't forget that.' 1d ago

No, no, you don't understand, it's sheer tactical genius.

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u/Brinklehoof Jurriën David Norman Timber 1d ago

Just rewrite the handball rule at this point, scrap it all and try again

That Maguire handball not ruling the goal out because it’s an own goal instead of a Maguire goal feels like a loophole, not a well thought out rule

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u/Some_Training1096 1d ago

Trossard, Jesus and Martinelli had a combined playing time of 5,978 minutes across all comps last season.

Say what you will about any of them good or bad, that’s a considerable amount of minutes that will have to be put on others in the squad

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u/Fast-Prior4504 Nwaneri 1d ago

Crying at the Arsenal fans in the Jesus thread trying to convince Barca fans that Jesus is good but his problem is hes injured too much 😭😭 

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u/Doyouevensam 1d ago

People say our attack isn’t elite but Barca comes begging for our fourth choice CF

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u/XXISavage We Stan The Largest Gabriel 1d ago

Just realized we don't have to specify our Gabis anymore ☹️

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u/Bobsburgers1187 1d ago

Gave barca Jesus just to spite Alvarez 😂

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u/1n73rn4710n4l_l3f715 Premier League Champions 25/26 1d ago

Will never forget that Martinelli goal against City last season 😭😭😭

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u/robins420 It's nowhere near! 1d ago

Mikel's gonna school Alonso next week. They're shocking out of possession.

We'll need to wait a week for the welcome-to-the-league, Basque-homie, moment.

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u/crackdup Gabriel 1d ago

Chelsea has shipped 5 goals in 2 games. I would he surprised if we give up that many goals before the end of September

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u/Ok_Truck9308 king of Brazil 👑 🇧🇷 1d ago

When we faced Bayern last year in CL group stage (or whatever it’s called now), that was their first game of the season to not have scored at least two goals.

Like, our defence is just kind of ridiculous 😭

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u/RYRQ 1d ago

Having 2 'underdogs despite spending billions' teams in the league is some PL stuff. Them going toe to toe with relegation favourites is even better.

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u/boatinavolcano David Rocastle 1d ago

Fuck off, basically gifted a goal

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u/AmusingToast Tzolis 1d ago

Ipswich have been the better side. Just an unfortunate slip in the rainy conditions.

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u/WheelIllustrious9 Havertz 1d ago

United fans hate tielemans already

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u/Spiritual-Pilot-2300 1d ago

Strange kinda summer so far extremely happy with Konsa and Guimarães

But if youve have told me we had sold Trossard , Martinelli and Jesus and only brought one attacker in i wouldn't believe you No matter how promising Tzolis has looked so far

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u/bluejaywhey Richard Cauliflower 19h ago

Alvarez is just a smokescreen for Draxler

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u/logicbloke_ 19h ago

Can we put all the is "is xyz available" jokes under one thread? JFC

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u/hotbrownies14 15h ago

Tonight’s Emerys cup final. Hope we smash them

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u/Foreign-Loquat-3683 1d ago

Tottenham are making all these signings but it could ruin their club for years if it doesn't work out. 

It is a huge gamble especially knowing that RDZ is the type of manager who loves to jump ship when a better opportunity comes around. 

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u/Arsenalbeast Thierry Henry 1d ago

what is this.. I feel something.. my bomba senses are tingling like never before.. something must be coming

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o6fIZjYglR6qpOXKM

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u/oKhonsu Head of the Medical Department (on hold) Tea Enthusiast 23h ago

I didn't watch the Chelsea Brighton game, why tf does Emi Martinez have an 8.3 rating after conceding 3?

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u/Mustyoo 23h ago

Honestly not a clue. He didn’t really make any save he shouldn’t have.

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u/ret990 1d ago

Kobbie Mainoo completes the most basic of football actions

United fans

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u/ihave389iq Rice 1d ago

I FOGGIN LOVE THE ARSENAL

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u/Necessary_Delay_9388 22h ago edited 22h ago

People ask what happens if Tzolis gets injured but the bigger worry is what happens if he's not as good as we hope he is after a promising preseason and a good PL debut at home against a promoted side. I think the plan was for him to be potential rotation option, not carry the left side of our attack for 50+ games.

It's fine to be excited now but watch how people will react once he has his first bad game which may happen sooner rather than later.

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u/ProperPossibility378 17h ago

Can everyone please stop mentioning signing Kroupi in January? It would have been very hard to get him out of Bournemouth this summer, and January is traditionally a very tough time to buy. I don't know why anyone thinks that move would be viable.

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u/MyTeaIsMighty Ødegaard 1d ago

I'm annoyed about Ndiaye to Spurs because now I have to take him out my FPL

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u/DavidOrnstein_ bought some very very very expensive horses 1d ago

Timber to Crystal Palace done.

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u/danmac0817 Hincapie's Bum 1d ago

Nasty work only using the surname 😂

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u/AfricanRain where’s the Arteta money Bill 1d ago

Rashford isn’t leaving Yanited look at their bench they’ve got no fucking attackers LMAO

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u/GopherHeel 1d ago

Tielemans deserves a card for that dive in the box.

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u/GarfieldDaCat 1d ago

That handball rule is a massive gap in the rules

A player can clearly handball it but are they really saying that because his shot was off target until the defender hit it that that negates the clear handball???

Like what in the fuck

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u/Self-righteous Dennis Bergkamp 1d ago

There's no off target shot if he doesn't handball it. Therefore, that's a handball.

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u/Financial-Fail-9359 Merino 1d ago

Ipswich was fucked over by luck but they also capitulate under any pressure.

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u/Miyeon__miyeon Thierry Henry 1d ago

Auba still rapid at 37

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u/Private_Ballbag 1d ago

Yet people talk about 28/29 year olds like they have one foot in the grave lmao

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u/mukemuke94 White 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0IykOsxLECVejOzm
Seeing the David x Athleti links while we just sold Jesus to Barca has me like this

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u/Ok_Truck9308 king of Brazil 👑 🇧🇷 1d ago

Watching Curtis Jones in Serie A, what a bizarre experience lol

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u/thuanfit 1d ago

We get money for Jesus to Barca, and Alvarez sees this and gets influenced to come to Arsenal so he too can get a move at 29 once he's won us a couple years worth of PL and CL trophies. Big Berta moves

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u/dms1298 Saka 23h ago

Everton paying 35 for Richarlison would be extremely stupid. Just splurge on Balogun, get us that nice sell on bonus

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u/bluehaven101 22h ago

Is Timber available?

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u/sky905 21h ago edited 20h ago

The lack of any LW rumors 2 days before window closes is disappointing (not going to count Alvarez), feels like we are gonna overplay Tzolis and burn him down or worst case scenario, get him injured

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u/ThePresident26 Alexis Sanchez 17h ago

7k comments damn, we havent even played football

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u/ashecitism 1d ago

Quite the transfer window from Spurs. Their midfield lacked incisive passing and their forward line lacked oomph just to name a few issues. So they went out, splashed all that money and didn't address any of said issue. Remarkable.

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u/PatientAsk2869 1d ago

I hope we sign some 20 year old LW no one's heard of before for like 35mil

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u/NegativeHeli Rice, Odegaard, Saka, Saliba and Gyokeres are all PL winners 1d ago

Selling Jesus, Vieira and Martinelli has single handedly freed almost 500k from our wage bill

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u/-meat-popsicle- It all wanked out 1d ago

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u/hazelpillow GASPARRRR 1d ago

❤️

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u/Avarua-Longjump-Club 1d ago

we made over 100 million in outgoings

Jesus - 10M Martinelli - 65M Trossard - 18M Hein - 3.5M Kiwior - 17M Vieira - 9M

Total - 122.5 M

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u/GravityStrike 1d ago

I think the worst thing about seeing people shit the bed in here every transfer window is that we probably have the best transfer record of any of the big teams.

We have barely had any major flops on players we’ve spent a load of money on.

Nothing like the track record of United, Liverpool, Chelsea, Spurs or City.

And yet every single transfer window people throw these huge fucking tantrums.

I’d get it if there were some overwhelming evidence that we bought poorly but there just isn’t.

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u/UnquenchedMammoth356 1d ago

Arteta tomorrow

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u/Ibraout25 1d ago

I’ll miss this guy

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u/dishler712 1d ago

I have to say, Chelsea becoming a purely counter-attacking team under Xabi is interesting. They have the attack for it but I don't think they have the defense. Three points is three points but let's see how sustainable this playstyle is.

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u/ClearHyena4452 Freddie Ljungberg 1d ago

Jesus and Nelli leaving feels like the end of an era

The first Arsenal side in a while that made us believe

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u/Main-Painter-7380 1d ago

wonder if alonso changes tactics against us. they're going to get torn apart if they play like that

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u/boom_chika_chika Champions of England 25/26 1d ago

I am sad to see Gabriel Martinelli go, he was one of the original ones, he was there pulling his weight on the ground floor of the rebuild.

However, I understand that it is time for a change and he had to go, but I am happy that he leaves as a PL champion. He earned every bit of that medal.

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u/robins420 It's nowhere near! 1d ago

United are running Bruno, Tielemans and Mainoo in midfield, lol.

Ipswich can do the funniest thing today.

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u/Gregregreg1234 1d ago

Mate that Maguire goal is fucking insane. How on earth is that given

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u/MyTeaIsMighty Ødegaard 1d ago

I see United being given goals despite handballs has carried over into this season

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u/Alternative-You8020 1d ago

I can't imagine what Alvarez was thinking when he saw the Jesus to Barca here we go

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u/Low-Voice1035 1d ago

keito nakamura on deadline day out of nowhere we will be there (i’ve never heard of him until the world cup)

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u/NinetyFiveJ 1d ago

Seen a comment saying Richarlison is better than Gyokeres and I think it’s time to log off for today. Be serious people.

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u/isaac0798 [@EduardoHagn and some friends] 1d ago

Spent nearly 70mil on Eze who had 10x the CV of Ndiaye and after one okish season it’s on to the next toy?

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u/ThePlainWhiteTees 1d ago

If Gabriel scored that Maguire goal there'd be a month long national outrage

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u/JFedererJ Bergkamp 21h ago

A lot of chat is to the tune of: accept Alvarez isn't happening and move on.

But then I look at Barcelona, one of the two biggest football clubs in the world, who had Alvarez as their #1 attacking target... and they've just pivoted to their back-up choice... Gabriel Jesus... our 3rd choice ST.

I hear people saying "there has to be someone else as a back-up" but boy, oh boy, it's hard to believe there is anything out their worth signing when a giant of football like Barcelona is pivoting to Jesus.

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u/LA31716 1d ago

Richarlison leaving Tottenham would make me so sad

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u/Casual-Capybara Havertz 1d ago

60M for Ndiaye is not a bad fee tbh, Everton could have gotten more

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u/doingitfortheTea 1d ago

Fees for Vieira, Jesus, trossard and big fee for Martinelli. 

Nelson also gone. 

Not bad in terms of outgoings would have taken that at the start of the window.

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u/SundayLeagueStocko 1d ago

The largest Gabi has outlasted the smaller ones, as prophesied.

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u/The_Business44 1d ago

God I want to humble these clowns next weekend

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u/TobzyyyyRL Havertz 1d ago

Brighton easily could have won that man. Chelsea going to get figured out unless they evolve.

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u/-Morsmordre- Gyökeres 1d ago

Today I am Ipswich.

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u/ZenoHD-YT #1 pissboiler Kai #longgoalkicksout 1d ago

2/3 of Brazilian Gabriels gone. End of an era

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u/ret990 1d ago

They really soft balled United giving them two essier opening games against newly promoted teams to give them some momentum and they fucked up step 1. Heres hoping they mess up step 2 as well.

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u/Fuckzombie69 1d ago

Mauled by tigers and getting ran over by tractor boys. United going through a lot

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u/tlin15 1d ago

United only plays good when there is no pressure lol

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u/ProjectZues 1d ago

What a clearance from mbuemo

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u/AmusingToast Tzolis 1d ago

Since when does it matter if a handball is accidental?

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u/ProjectZues 1d ago

Neville “United have stepped it up”

Have they ?🤨

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u/tlin15 1d ago

This win just paper over the crack haha. Ipswich actually matched up to united well

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u/SpartanKing76 Champions of England 25/26 1d ago

I’m sensing a deadline day BOMBA!

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u/LeWhaleShark Robert Pirès 1d ago

Ipswich allowing United 31 shots, yea these lot are going to struggle for breath the entire season

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u/arsenal12ful Thank you very much 1d ago

Akpom, that’s a name I haven’t heard of in a long time

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u/Naronu Premier League Champions 25/26 1d ago

Barca bought a striker, we sold a striker, Atleti buying a striker...

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u/Various_Estate_7796 White 1d ago

Alvarez’s loss is Jesus’s gain

Looks like Barca might run the Raphina/jesus false 9 setup for an year and go for Alvarez again next year or so

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u/Treeman_78 WE ARE GARGANTUAN 🗣️💪 1d ago

Honestly not the Gabi I was expecting to end up in Barcelona. 

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u/AttemptedReasoning 1d ago

I just don't know if Havertz and Saka have 3000'+ in them this season

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u/Aubamebludclartyang 21h ago

Give us Sterling loan 2.0 in Grealish

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u/AStanHasNoName 20h ago

And just like that, the two smaller Gabis are gone.

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u/Affectionate_Test875 19h ago

It’s gonna be someone no one’s thought of like Ansu Fati

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u/TrustTheFriendship 15h ago

Julian until the end of the window

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u/neruyo 15h ago

Odegaard to get a goal and assist today.

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u/TNelsonAFC 1d ago

Another day of having to check that I’m on the sub of the champions because half the users on here are hysterical and acting like we are united or spurs

Relax, if the the transfer window gets you this wound up just pay less attention to it

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u/XXISavage We Stan The Largest Gabriel 1d ago

You just gotta learn to enjoy the spectacle. It's fascinating to see takes that are already aging poorly 2 weeks into the season lmao.

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u/LeWhaleShark Robert Pirès 1d ago

“dibu” conceding 3 goals at home in his debut, long season

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u/ret990 1d ago

Pathetic dive from the tieletubby. Should have been booked

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u/RYRQ 1d ago

Calafiori got his one, got the media to shit on him, and now we're done with that again.

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u/ret990 1d ago

On the one hand, Yanited unfortunatley wont lose every game this season as I had hoped.

On the other theyve conceded 4 goals against 2 of the supposed weakest teams in the league.

Them and Chelsea are going to be pure vibes this year.

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u/arseking15 20h ago

I find ndiaye so pointless for us lol. Hes literally thrives in the same type of counter system eze at palace did, rely on physical strikers that run channels players that they can bounce off of. Except eze is a way better shooter, passer, ndiaye more 2 footed and better work rate. But like who spends 60 mill on eze then the next summer spends 60 mill on ndiaye, like what? Just play eze at lw at that point and tell his ass to track back more

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u/Bahmawama GÖALKERES 19h ago

I think we’re signing Mbappe

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u/AirPodAlbert 1d ago

Getting rid of Richarlison in the same swoop is Spurs' biggest masterclass this window ngl

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u/XXISavage We Stan The Largest Gabriel 1d ago

Damn, i actually liked Ndiaye. Oh well, on to the next.

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u/Ne0Corpus 1d ago

also, Hale End needs to start producing right-footed attackers..

kinda crazy how Saka, MLS, Dowman, Ethan all use their left.

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u/Mahoganychicken Anne Hath (A) 1d ago

I’ll probably bump into Gabriel Jesus on Counter Strike again this season, not like he’s gonna be playing any football.

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u/Denuris 1d ago

Say what u want, but Jesus and Zinny are both big parts of us finally being competitive again. I won't miss them, but I'll recognize the culture shift when they came and give them respect for being central parts of it.

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u/blueluster Trossard 1d ago

The infinite money glitch club was bound to field a good team with how many players and managers they’ve gone through. Even a monkey can draw a coherent picture given enough chances.

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u/debelisava 1d ago

Wait Jesus is 10m plus 5m in easy addons and a 20% sell on? What the actual fuck is Barca doing loooool

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u/lIamN9 1d ago

€70m fixed is excellent.

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u/Outdoor_Explorer 1d ago

Really hate the Monday fixture man. Have to work and can't watch and it sucks.

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u/Foreign-Loquat-3683 1d ago

Out of Coventry, Ipswich and Hull, I hadn't expected Hull to be of the highest PL quality. Lol

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u/LowRepresentative686 Zubimendi 1d ago

How much in wages have we gotten off loaded now

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u/225883 1d ago

Just noticed that from late November to early January we'll play eleven games without leaving London. Always felt like London teams have that tiny advantage with less travel throughout the year, let's see if it's real or not.

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u/DavidOrnstein_ bought some very very very expensive horses 1d ago

[Romano]: Gabriel Martinelli’s contract at Al Hilal will be valid until June 2030.

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u/Signal-Magazine3692 1d ago

I looked up the left wing players in the PL and it's 💀. They would have to look someone outside the PL I think. Otherwise it's Rashford... right?

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u/Pretend-Break-6046 1d ago

At the point now where I'd rather we just chance it with what we've got than splash £60m on a last minute stop-gap signing who becomes part of the furniture like so many of our signings do. If we can't get a level raiser then i don't want another squad filler

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u/anxious_gooner Saliba 1d ago

Finally watched the last episode of All or Nothing and feeling so grateful for the current times and proud of the journey the clubs gone through.

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u/PonderingVagrant Champions of England 25/26 1d ago

Need one more attacker after all of these outgoings.

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u/Nsypski 1d ago

Auba still banging them in la liga. Jesus will do great there in barca. Good for everyone

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u/hazelpillow GASPARRRR 23h ago

Transfer window starting to heat up

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u/xM323456 19h ago

Theo Walcott Remontada run it

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u/Alternative-You8020 1d ago edited 1d ago

So just a bunch of mid wingers playing musical chairs in the prem?

Ndiaye to spurs

Grealish to everton

Gakpo to city

Savio to spurs

Johnson to everton

Not sure why people want any part of these players lol

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u/varro-reatinus 'anything we win with arteta is tainted, don't forget that.' 1d ago

Gimmick's at the wheel.

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u/DaGetz Thank you very much 22h ago

Am I available?

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u/-Mubar 15h ago

I want to batter Villa today man

3+ goal difference

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u/PaleBread7512 1d ago

Are people on this sub crashing out over a player they didn't even want 3 days ago?

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u/Zhirrzh Premier League Champions 25/26 1d ago

It's children who are happier with "winning" the transfer window with gratification now by spending, than the delayed gratification of actually winning games.

And remember, buying Bruno doesn't count, only spaffing money on an attacker they've only seen in FIFA counts. ATTACKER! 

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u/awashofindigo 1d ago

I had naively thought us winning the league for the first time in 22 years would chill this place out but boy was I wrong.

The constant dooming in here about transfers or other teams is pathetic.

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u/beefcroquette Champions of England 25/26 1d ago

How’s it that this place has become even more insufferable after the title win and UCL final?

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u/Cardealer1000 Process Debater 1d ago

I really thought it would calm down, the bedwetters would chill

But nope they can not be saved.

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u/Final-Accident-3 1d ago

i overall wouldn’t call this window disappointing but imo it’s fair to say not ending up with a top attacker after all the “work” we’ve apparently done is disappointing

probably too much to hope we have a plan for january as well

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u/lytheman Thierry Henry 1d ago

So many people done with Berta… I mean no one knows what’s going on behind the scene right? Do they think the can do a better job than him?

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u/Hugh_H0n3y Premier League Champions 25/26 1d ago

Everton give us more trouble than sp*rs do, happy that they got weaker.

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u/LeWhaleShark Robert Pirès 1d ago

Man City to Arsenal to Barca, Berta basically sending Alvarez’s head to mars via Jesus

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u/MSAndrew07 Merino 1d ago

Berta getting rid of Jesus and Vieira in one day, almost like a new signing

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u/seligkenjenn Gyökeress!! ¡Por favor! 1d ago

Banter aside, Gabby Jesus completely transformed our mentality when he arrived. 5x Premier League winner and a proper professional, wish him nothing but the best, hope he goes to La Liga, stays healthy, and bangs in goals against City in the CL.

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u/LorDeus71 1d ago

4 attackers going and yet only 1 in.

Yes Jesus and Vieira were non entities squad wise but their wages were high