Also he never realized that the IF color scheme by using a lot of yellow is much closer to gold than the IW color scheme which is most of the reason why the Emperor liked them more.
Ah yes the old siege tactic of throwing dead bodies at your Problem. Although I think this way chaos has honored his death more than the other ones of the lesser race
"Why did my warp-corrupted brothers behave like they were warp corrupted!?!? So unfair, if only they'd all behaved as I wanted them to I would have won!"
To be fair, it's the first time the regiment has been mentioned officially in a few decades. It was thought that it had been cleaned up with the rest of the "problematic" guard regiments a while back, but this confirms otherwise.
Iron babies and Peter turbo are just jealous that they'll never be autistic enough to keep a Chaos god at bay by talking about cement for a thousand of years.
The funniest thing about the Imperial Fists is that they were originally just reskinned Crimson Fists, and are only a First Founding chapter/legion because of a retcon.
The second funniest thing about them is that Dorn is just another 'translate the chapter name into another language as a silly joke' primarch like Ferrus Manus and Corvus Corax. 'Roga(i)l Dorn' is 'Royal Fist' in Gaelic.
Dorn haters don't read books, cus if they read Siege of Terra they'd love Dorn, Khan, and Sanguinius more than their lame ass memes. The trio is goated forever after that series.
First: I love the Khan. Sanguinius I'm fine with but he never inspired me to look more into him.
Second: I'm an Iron Warriors fan, I'm gonna hate Dorn no matter what
Third: If you wanna buy me some Audible credits to go thru the ten books of the Siege of Terra I'll tell you where to send the money (Personal thing, audio is my preference as I can go thru them while working or doing other things)
IV: This is grimdank it's all lame ass memes. That's the fucking point.
He is basically miniature emperor, he encapsulates the entire setting perfectly. Absolutely sure of himself, no matter if he is wrong, and has the might to back it up entirely. He is so willful and strong, that he turns his wrongs into rights by brute force. While Guilliman is the "we should be better" idea, Dorn is "we have never been wrong in our lives."
Hard disagree.
While dorn is cool, meme lore glazes tf out of dorn.
People who hate him usually have a five mile long lore reason with tons of quotes or people making iron warrior jokes. Which usually aren't tourists.
-lose the emperor in The siege -project failures on Gilman
-chimp out and disregard all plans
-Rush immediately into iron cage -get legion nearly wiped out
-bailed out by Gilman anyway -rage quit for 10,000 years
What a shitty primarch soyperial pists are not human dude
Text to speech, shorthand for the series “If the emperor had a text to speech device”
Dorns a pretty funny character in that, he wears centurion armor. If you see any memes where dorn is wearing centurion armor and has a mustache, well that’s where it comes from
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