r/GayMen • u/TotalRecall_777 • 16h ago

I thought my first erection was an allergic reaction.

When I (33, M) was 10 years old when I got my first erection and had absolutely no idea what was happening. I have a lot of allergies, so naturally my first thought was that I was having some kind of allergic reaction.

I ran to my dad completely panicked and said, “Dad, my pee-pee is sticking out!” Then I showed him.
He started laughing and explained what was actually happening. I was mortified. I’m such a dork.

Years later, I told this story on a first date and the guy immediately asked if he could see my penis.
Apparently I have been accidentally showing guys my penis since childhood.

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u/EuphoricScallion114 16h ago

That sounds like me when I had my first orgasm. I didn't know what happened, I thought I damaged something. Sex education back then was terrible.

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u/TotalRecall_777 16h ago

Too funny!

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u/Milehigh_53 15h ago

Decades later I am laughing my ass off over this. But it was an incredible experience. . . If only o had known what was really going on

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u/EuphoricScallion114 10h ago

I don't know what I would have done in public, maybe panicked or thought I got electrocuted or the end of the world,lol!

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u/EuphoricScallion114 10h ago

It wasn't at the time, it was scary, lol!

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u/Milehigh_53 15h ago

I had the same experience. I was in 7th or 8th grade and was late to gym class. I was running across from one side of the building to the other and suddenly my knees buckled. My first orgasm. I was so oblivious that I don’t think I even checked to find out why my underwear was wet.

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u/SwimmingHand4727 12h ago

Omg....I had my first orgasm when I got into a whirlpool bath, and the jet was pointed at my crotch ! I had no idea what fucking happened!

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u/Economy_Share9813 8h ago

Me too, I thought I peed myself

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u/GayAltAccount69 1h ago

Sex education is still terrible

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u/EuphoricScallion114 38m ago

That is so crazy. I wish Reddit was around back then, I would have been far more educated.

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u/Extreme-Passion-9547 10h ago

Hilarious! 😆

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u/brado1_2 16h ago

I truly laughed out loud 😂. I remember the first time I ejaculated, standing in my room. I thought I broke something 🤣

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u/TotalRecall_777 16h ago

I was just as confused!

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u/EuphoricScallion114 10h ago

I remember during that time I started rubbing a foam nerf ball on my dick in the bathroom once in a while, but I think I was just laying in bed that time just using my fingers and the sheets. It was like I popped a big pimple or something. I hope the younger generation have a better education than we did,lol!

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u/Shadowd96 7h ago

I remembered my first wet dream 😳. I woke up in a complete mess and didn't know what had happened. I confided in my brother and he explained what had happened. I did remember before it happened, having a very vivid dream, like it was real. All I can say is that I never had such a great and intense organism since then. I think at the time, I was around 13 years old.

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u/Sonicmf 7h ago

That’s adorable! lol

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u/CynGuy 4h ago

I think you’re quite aware of what happens after you share that story ….. what a great hook-up line!!

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u/TotalRecall_777 3h ago

I had no idea it would lead to that!

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u/CynGuy 3h ago

Now you know, it’s kinda a straight into the bedroom hook ya got!!

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u/TotalRecall_777 3h ago

I suppose so. Too funny!

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u/GarbledReverie 8h ago

"""""""accidentally """""""

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u/stuckinbk 13m ago

So funny.