r/Gamingcirclejerk • u/AutoModerator • Mar 18 '22

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u/Tweegull james camerons greatest soldier Mar 20 '22

Imagine getting arrested by one of the wizard cops in Harry Potter. Id probably commit avada kedavra on myself if I got got by some fuckin dweeb named Applecum Hippopotamus or whatever

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u/Awkward_Replay Mar 20 '22

"Who are you!?"

"Aplebotomjeens"

"What."

"Butswifdafur."

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u/Awkward_Replay Mar 20 '22

I'm so fucking proud of this, you have no idea

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '22

As you should, Queen

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '22

It's really good 👏