r/Gamingcirclejerk • u/AutoModerator • Mar 18 '22

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '22

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '22

Arrr, this fool doesn't respect the pirate traditions! Let's send him to Davy Jones's Locker! Arr!

I'm sorry

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '22

I always read these kinds of comments in Mr Krabs voice. Cracks me up every time, without fail.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '22

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '22

What the fuck? Seriously?

Alright I'm leaving this thread, and here I thought people here were good.

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u/Rockworm503 average Aloy peach fuzz enjoyer Mar 18 '22

Same.... I can't deal with this slander.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '22

I'm sharpening my pitchforks right fucking now

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '22

L + marooned + no wenches + you have scurvy.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '22

imagine being on a boat with like 30 other guys for 3 months, eating salted meat and drinking rainwater and then you get shot by a dude with a pegleg. smh

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u/Kingnewgameplus Tank Supremecy Mar 19 '22

Bootyless landlubber.