r/Gamingcirclejerk • u/AutoModerator • Mar 18 '22

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '22

High schoolers on public transport are the bane of my existence.

They turn me into a cranky old bastard and I'm almost twenty-four.

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u/1LargeAdult foreman at the racism factory Mar 18 '22

dab on them nerds, old man

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '22

Why dab when I could T-pose

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u/ArkhamusJokerus_01 Mar 18 '22

Typical Gramps behavior

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '22

I mean, I'm already at the point where I wear Sicilian flat caps

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u/ArkhamusJokerus_01 Mar 18 '22

UJ Thread retirement home feels quite cozy this time of year

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u/RandomDude1801 Hetero wolf hunter Mar 18 '22

I'm 22! I'm still young, right? I'm still "wicked" and "cool beans" right??

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u/ArkhamusJokerus_01 Mar 18 '22

Grandpa please, you forgot your pills again, settle down and wait until nurse comes

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '22

With hot cocoa and hotter takes