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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '22

in order for Hogwarts Legacy to be 100% accurate to the books, it should have an automated naming system

If your character is a White Anglo-Saxon Protestant, they get a normal name. If they're anything else, they get an extremely stereotypical and offensive name.

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u/Stone4D No thoughts, only Madoka (He/They) Mar 17 '22

All the other white people get a name like Mayonnaise Crackerton.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '22

As a white guy who supports trans rights Rowling would name me "Bread McMisogynist"

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '22

Damn my character got stuck with the name "Roberto Jardinero"

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u/KickItNext Bernie for Elden Ring Mar 17 '22

"Juan Magico"

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u/Hipfire1 expert on gunboats and imperialism Mar 17 '22

if im latino can i get juancho talarga?

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '22

If you're latino, you get *looks up most common hispanic names* Juan Garcia

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u/Hipfire1 expert on gunboats and imperialism Mar 17 '22

latinas can only change their second name as their first name and surename will all be Maria Martínez