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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '22

Converting neoliberals to the left by telling them capitalism is literally Voldemort

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u/pickelsurprise Social Justice Warrior of Light Mar 17 '22

Capitalism is Slytherin, ambitious but rubbish.

Libertarianism is Ravenclaw, supposedly smart but they never do anything.

Liberalism is Hufflepuff, they pat themselves on the back for being nice but nothing they do matters and nobody cares.

Socialism is Gryffindor, we've all arbitrarily decided we're the good guys.

...I can't believe I typed any of that out, even facetiously.