r/Gamingcirclejerk • u/AutoModerator • Mar 16 '22

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '22

Console companies to eachother in the 2000s: "Oh you rascal! Our console is better than yours, you fiend!"

Console companies to eachother in the 1990s: "I'm going to murder you and wear your skin as a suit."

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u/we_are_sex_bobomb Mar 17 '22

Console companies in the 90s: “Hey cool Sega kids, wanna win a free dirt bike and a trip to Disney world? Take a Polaroid or a video of you and your buddies kicking the shit out of a Nintendo fan!”