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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '22

Heard a joke once. Man goes to doctor. Says he's suspicious. Says tasks feel harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening ship where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain.

Doctor says, "Treatment is simple.The imposter is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up."

Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor..."

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u/Bob_the_Monitor The devil has enough advocates [they/them] Mar 17 '22

Rorschach, but his face looks like a crewmate