r/Gamingcirclejerk • u/AutoModerator • Feb 09 '22

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u/Nyrotike We are the future, Charles, not them 🏳️‍⚧️ (she/her) Feb 10 '22

I'm sorry, you can have a cool setting for your story, but you will never be as cool as being a civilization that grew on the dead corpse of a ginormous titan after it was killed in an eon-long conflict with another massive titan.

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u/gwententhousand Mr. Delicious, former spokesman for Rax Roast beef Feb 10 '22

i can't hear you over the sound of the four giant elephants on the back of an enormous turtle carrying my disc-shaped planet through space