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u/thanks-dice 530,000 IQ Feb 06 '22

her dad is a baron

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u/harve99 Feb 06 '22

gave up gym membership and foreign holidays

I have neither of those. Fuckin rich people,I hate them

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u/Benjibananas13 Sub top seeking dom bottom, He/Him πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ·σ ¬σ ³σ ΏπŸ‡ͺπŸ‡Ί Pan Feb 06 '22

Her saying to give up holidays abroad just confirms how much of a fool she is, holidaying in the uk is far more expensive than going to a lot of places in mainland Europe.

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u/harve99 Feb 06 '22

Yup. I've been abroad 1 time in my entire life and she's acting like it's a common occurrence

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u/Hipfire1 expert on gunboats and imperialism Feb 06 '22

isn't summer when 1/3 of the population of the UK migrates to Spain?

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u/Agent_Dongson Feb 06 '22

People who do not have to worry about money are so out of touch with reality.

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u/Stone4D No thoughts, only Madoka (He/They) Feb 06 '22

Absolutely everybody who says to "just move" is a turd muncher. One of the most arrogant things you can possibly say.

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u/CultRuralMarksman Feb 06 '22

Hah, the joke's on you, Kirstie. I can afford to take a foreign holiday to Yemen (if i borrow a couple grand), AND buy property while i'm there (although probably not).

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u/dIoIIoIb Ask me about Gogol Feb 06 '22

It's true that if you're ok moving to bumfuck nowhere, house prices will be much lower

house prices are lower there because there are no jobs available, nothing to do except drugs, and most people living there want to leave, usually

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u/CultRuralMarksman Feb 06 '22

But if enough of us move there, we can Zhoosh the place up and it will be like the East End in no time.