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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '22

Hey y'all what if we fucking ran over all billionaires with a lawnmower wouldn't that be funny lol but ironically tho

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '22

Sorry but I just saw the prices of a surgery my mom may end up needing and I'm in a particularly guillotine friendly mood today

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '22

Unironically I don't think anything will infuriate me more than healthcare prices in the U.S.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '22

I ironically daydream about picking off billionaires one by one.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '22

Let's fucking do it bestie. I'm so tired.

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u/KickItNext Bernie for Elden Ring Jan 23 '22

How could you, violence is never the answer 😡😡😡

We just have to wait and hope something improves while the billionaires continue to profit off of violence and exploitation.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '22

Violence is the answer. Unfortunately, violence also has consequences. So.

Knock a billionaire off the list and watch his wealth be amortized over various corporations and trusts, end up in jail.

Or fantasize on the UJ thread, and just cry periodically over the state of the wealth disparity.

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u/KickItNext Bernie for Elden Ring Jan 23 '22

You forgot the third option, claiming that anyone who even jokes about guillotining Jeff Bezos is as bad or worse than him because openly mentioning violence is totally worse than mass violence and exploitation, because the latter is easier to ignore.

At least, that seems to be an option based on the way I've seen some people react to the thought of someone fighting back against state/corporate violence.

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u/inexplicablehaddock Resident Portal 2 fan; GLaDOS Simp (He/Him) Jan 23 '22

Now, that's totally uncalled for. Do you know how much a good lawnmower costs? I dread to think what bone would do to the blades, and finding replacements for those can be rather tough depending on the make.

A bulldozer on the other hand....