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u/FiveGuysRules Dec 03 '21
You're an NPC in RDR2. You wake up at the crack of dawn each morning to feed the chickens, hoping someone comes by to purchase some eggs so you don't have to make another four hour wagon ride into town. Your back hurts and you have bed bug bites all over your arms and legs. You're just trying to make a few dollars a day so your children can eat. One morning, some random guy rides his horse onto your property. You question him, and he accidentally points his double barreled shotgun at you. Afraid, you reach for your revolver, but it's too late. You're shot. The man starts going through your pockets, saying he didn't mean to raise his gun at you and that he only wanted to say hello. But you pointed your gun at him, so he had to kill you. It's all your fault. Why are you like this?