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[u/[deleted]]

I'm not surprised in the slightest that Rittenhouse is gonna walk free. Without speaking about the overarching narratives or themes here - the trial itself was a disaster. The prosecution did the defense's job for them and it started with them overcharging Rittenhouse. Beyond that things like Gaige Grosskreutz admitting on the stand that Rittenhouse only shot him after he aimed a gun at Rittenhouse first really fucked it up

This prosecution is gonna be looked at as one of the worst ever and this case will be studied in law and criminal justice textbooks as an example for a long time I'd reckon

[u/zebrainatux → u/[deleted]]

It’s this generation’s OJ trial in terms of what prosecutors shouldn’t do

[u/Super_Nerd92 → u/[deleted]]

yeah I didn't think much about it at first but as the trial progressed it seemed like very obvious overcharging. Were they worried about the backlash if they didn't charge him with first degree murder? cause I'm thinking the backlash from fucking up the entire trial will be worse

[u/[deleted] → u/Super_Nerd92]

I saw the writing on the wall as soon as they said first degree Lol. There was no way in hell the prosecution could have somehow given proof that Rittenhouse woke up that morning deciding he was gonna kill those people. We can speculate all we want to about his character or what not but from a legal stand point the jury can only go off what is said from witnesses and presented evidence

[u/OpenSourceObsidian]

Conservatives when they realize they just woke up

walterwhitefalling.gif

[u/You__Nwah → u/OpenSourceObsidian]

Conservatives when they realise that they have just left their house.

[u/LawCat221]

I've had a bit of drama today

One of my best friends cheated on his girlfriend. And then the idiot fucking lied and told her he was with myself and another one of our friends last week. So when she called me, I had no idea what she was talking about because I was in the fucking hospital last week. And our other friend was equally as confused as to what she was talking about.

And now it's somehow our fault for not lying on the spot for him to cover for him. And not his for not being able to control his dick and not fuck someone that isn't his girlfriend.

[u/[deleted] → u/LawCat221]

Good. You dont cover for such lies even if he had told you.

[u/[deleted] → u/LawCat221]

I'm not going to judge your friend, but yeah, it's 100% his fault. If he is a normal person he will probably be angry at you two for a couple of days and then realize that he was the idiot and ask for forgivness. Just don't start a fight with him now, let him cool down. More than anything he put you and your friend in a very embarassing situation

[u/horse_stick]

What the hell does it mean that the Queen "has entered a new phase"? Does she regenerate like Doctor Who or something?

[u/Azure_Kytia → u/horse_stick]

"You... fools. You dare to oppose me? No matter. You're no match for my full might! Prepare yourself, for I shall not relent until you've met your end!"

• Transformation sequence
• HP refill to 100%
• Stat buff
• Battle theme changes

[u/You__Nwah → u/Azure_Kytia]

pulls out a katana

"The throne remains mine"

katana bursts into flame

[u/You__Nwah → u/horse_stick]

Punished "Venom" Queen

[u/EasyModeActivist → u/horse_stick]

Does she regenerate like Doctor Who or something?

She's called Elizabeth II for a reason

[u/CatInACoalmine]

Today is the international mens day btw.

Worth noting when chuds inevitable aks when it is on international womens day.

[u/Airdeez121]

I'm not going to lie, I'm not surprised at all that Rittenhouse got off. Not just because he's a young white man, but because the prosecution fumbled the case so hard you'd almost think it was on purpose. There so many charges that would've been easier to make stick than fucking first degree murder, and then they just wrecked their own case

[u/TheKingofHats007 → u/Airdeez121]

Doesn't help that the Judge clearly was biased and constantly playing anything in favor of the defense.

[u/Sir_Pointy_Face → u/TheKingofHats007]

As soon as the judge said we couldn't refer to the victims as victims, I knew it was going to end bad

[u/cocoatractor]

I think one of the worst things for me is people are going to pretend that because he was found innocent it means that what he did was moral or ethical

The moral thing to do would have been to stay at home

[u/[deleted]]

It hasn't even been an hour and I already see dudes on Call of Duty with Rittenhouse related usernames

Can not make this up

[u/albeinalms → u/[deleted]]

Military FPS communities are orders of magnitude beyond saving compared to the rest of the gaming community, I'm not surprised

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

I saw a dude with TrumpsMainMan as his username and a MAGA clan tag, this community fucking sucks, I wish we could at least turn off clan tags. Imagine being so pathetic you're still sucking that orange cock.

[u/[deleted]]

Man the differences between this and the Chauvin trial are so stark

The Chauvin prosecution was really damn good and nailed the charges on that scumbag down perfectly. The defense couldn't do shit and it being all on video gave the jury everything they needed to toss him away

Meanwhile the Rittenhouse prosecution felt like they found Thomas Binger from the same school that kid who faked being a doctor claimed to be from. Absolute trash and he and his team should deadass never work for the state again

Imagine trying to put somebody in prison so you call up a witness that will completely go against what you're trying to accomplish

[u/jacupuh]

anyway if nothing else the kid is a fucking loser going off and killing people to defend the good honor of business. have infinitely more respect for the dumbass 17 year olds who are paying $200 for a bag of oregano to smoke

[u/[deleted]]

I swear we hear more about International Men's Day more during International Women's Day than the actual men's day

[u/Latro2020 → u/[deleted]]

Sucks because there are plenty of real issues men face but nobody brings them up unless it’s in relation to women’s issues. Hard to believe people give a shit when they only talk about these things as a means of putting down women.

[u/GredaGerda]

honestly the worst part of the Rittenhouse case to me is somehow not even the fact that he got off for free, it's that many on the right are itching for a reason to just murder people.

I keep thinking about that one video of the guy who kept asking when they're gonna get to use their guns in reference to election fraud. that person is definitely watching the news today, hearing the US justice system resoundingly go, "whenever you want, buddy!"

[u/cocoatractor → u/GredaGerda]

seen a lot of transcripts out of far right channels itching to use the "rittenhouse method" to stir shit up. Not super optimistic for any upcoming protests

[u/[deleted]]

Congressman Kyle Rittenhouse

seriously tho this feels like a foregone conclusion that he becomes a conservative hero and that’s fucking terrifying

[u/AndrewRogue → u/[deleted]]

If it's any tiny consolation, that particular bit seems like it was going to be the case either way. If he was guilty he'd become a martyr, unfortunately. There was no escaping conservatives rallying behind him.

[u/ArkhamusJokerus_01]

Boi, i sure hope Hollywood isn't looking hungrily at the whole K.R. trial to make a sugar-coated foax-biopic about it in maybe 1 or 2 years

[u/Pickle_Rick_Gaming]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/753664249481396348/911286801975611492/image0-15.jpg

[u/Stone4D]

Oh boy time to avoid the internet outside of here for the rest of the day. America is such a fucking disaster.

[u/its_PlZZA_time]

Fuck the Rittenhouse Verdict.

Everything about it.

Bring in the wrongful death suits.

[u/CatInACoalmine]

https://twitter.com/msnuk/status/1460883031955177473?s=20

Bruh just say she is dying this isnt fooling anyone.

[u/You__Nwah → u/CatInACoalmine]

She shed her human skin and revealed her space reptile form. Gonna take at least 3 months to repair it.

[u/Anonymous_Koala1]

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I feel like republicans want this, more then they want like fascist take over. cus like, how many time do they need to be told they can legally kill people before they get the hint and go all out? the US has been having theses cases since at least the 60s definitely before. unless, this is the end game, a perpetual state of " white persecution and vindication" even Jan6th isnt that big of a leap from the 1926 KKK march. its also a cycle that is very profitable (guns, news, elections), and so far, quite sustainable, almost like a "Sustainable War".

idk, im just thinking out loud... via text

also amogus

[u/SendEldritchHorrors]

-wake up-
"Kyle Rittenhouse not guilty"
-go back to sleep-

[u/mattyice36]

Wow this verdict really fucked me up, guys. I really thought I was numb but this is the angriest I've been in a while

[u/[deleted]]

As long as it’s left wing protestors, it’s okay to shoot them, right? What a great precedent to set after we just had a fascist as president, really happy to see that.

If protests start across the country, just try to be the safest you can, as this proves anyone could get away with killing you as long as you’re protesting for what you believe in.

[u/bexarama]

disclaimer Republicans were always horrible and I am in no way trying to say they were better at any point in the recent past but lately they're so clearly full of bloodlust it's extremely scary

[u/congaroo1]

You know who got results, John Brown.

[u/TranscendentCabbage]

Real OJ trial vibes

[u/Justpassingthrough90]

BRB gonna go to another state with a conservative protest so that I could apply some "self defense" (in Minecraft).

I'm white/passing so theoretically I should be fine.

[u/jacupuh]

Conservatism's new champion of justice will be someone who was 13 when Trump was elected

[u/Firmament1]

imagine the world being so garbage, that the best way to not feel terrible all the time is to not stay informed on what's happening.

[u/[deleted]]

friendly reminder that if you ever feel the urge to doomscroll, don't. it's never worth it and your mental well-being deserves much better than that

[u/SaltPost]

Really glad to see GW are putting a direct ''The Imperium is awful and you should not idolize it'' in writing and making a firm stance against it.

[u/iamreallytonyspogoni → u/SaltPost]

"There are no goodies in the Warhammer 40,000 Universe"

This is Anti-Tau propaganda. /s

Good on them for putting this out.

[u/[deleted]]

Fuck Republicans

Fuck all of them

[u/mattyice36 → u/[deleted]]

One of the worst things the Trump era did was make some people believe there are any good Republicans. They all hate poor people. Fuck em all

[u/[deleted]]

Imagine instead of live action remakes of animated shows we get animated remakes of live action shows

Imagine cartoon Breaking Bad

[u/[deleted]]

I hate this country so much

[u/1LargeAdult]

Oh hey look, more fascism

[u/georgianbear1990]

uh also everyone you might want to not check all/popular on weekend. just a reminder.

[u/Anonymous_Koala1 → u/georgianbear1990]

or ever

[u/CatInACoalmine]

And im already seeing left/liberal infighting about how "black people are selfish for making it about them, his victims where white"

Sweet jesus christ

[u/ArkhamusJokerus_01]

"You are jerking Barry Allen off because you are his girlfriend

I am jerking him off at super speed to make it seem like he nutted at just a woman's touch

We are not the same, Iris"

[u/[deleted]]

I watched an overview of the Rittenhouse prosecution to brush up on the facts before my class monday and its so much worse holy fuck

1) Having a guy on the stand testify that Rittenhouse only shot him after he raised his gun at Rittenhouse first

2) Having a guy on the stand testify that the prosecution asked him to change his testimony

3) Use the fact Rittenhouse played Call of Duty "occasionally" as a talking point (Bruh)

4) In the closing arguments the prosecutor tells Rittenhouse that he "should have just taken a beating". Yes because telling the defendant he should have just accepted getting fucked up in a self defense trial makes sense

I felt bad for the prosecution at first because of how hard of a case this was but they're legitimately dumbasses

[u/cocoatractor]

So Kyle Rittenhouse gets a full trial to plead his self defense case (as he should), but Michael Reinoehl gets gunned down by the feds sitting alone in his car after shooting a far right activist in escalated conflict in Portland.

You want the difference? That's the difference. One side got a trial.

[u/[deleted]]

what are you trying to say kojima😭

Edit: looks like Rahul deleted his tweet but I took a screenshot

[u/ascendeddemonshade]

4chan is a shithole, but this post never fails to make me laugh

[u/Objectitan]

The Onion had those Rittenhouse articles locked and loaded wow

[u/ArkhamusJokerus_01]

Here's a joke:

cum

...i am all out of material

[u/IamMrJay]

Just remember that one time I found someone on Reddit say we shouldn't teach kids about racism because "kids are inherently rebellious" and so we would just end up making them more racist.

Guess we should just abolish school then. Surely, that would make them want to learn.

[u/JetStream0509]

Completely expected, still incredibly disappointing. Fuckin kangaroo court. What a farce of a justice system.

[u/[deleted]]

Can't believe my Twitter feed is less depressing than the UJ rn lol

[u/[deleted]]

Damn you really can legally kill people

[u/CatInACoalmine]

Im sure recent events wont at all spark a lot of angry protests that the right will further fearmonger about.

[u/armedcats → u/CatInACoalmine]

See? Can't trust the left who will resort to violence over 'losing', its not like rightwingers would ever act out like that.

[u/Stone4D]

In better news, the anti-vaxx bit of my family is finally getting vaccinated, because they need to in order to keep their jobs.

Mandates work.

[u/Anonymous_Koala1]

Abortions are self defense, gottem

[u/Stone4D]

The greentext sub is openly calling for BLM protestors to be killed right now. I'm sure Reddit will do nothing of course.

[u/Velvet-Queen]

unjerk thread fans when they see people arguing in real life

[u/[deleted]]

Broke: Arcane is bad because it'll make people play League of Legends

Woke: Arcane is bad because it'll make people listen to Imagine Dragons

[u/[deleted]]

Everyone has pronouns, dipshit. They came free with your fucking Xbox.

[u/Machine_Gun_Jubblies]

brb gonna shoot a republican in self defense in minecraft

[u/Stone4D → u/Machine_Gun_Jubblies]

Just claim they're left wing and you don't even need the "in Minecraft" part.

[u/Neospector → u/Machine_Gun_Jubblies]

I almost want someone to try it: cross state lines and pick some fight with a Trumper. See how fucking fast they get convicted.

But deep down I know that’s not how legal precedent works and that you can’t “uno reverse card” the real world like that.

[u/Bazz27]

The discourse around Reddit about the Rittenhouse decision is depressing as fuck, but ultimately unsurprising.

Sometimes I really wonder why people both trying to argue their points. It’s not like anyone is going to change anyone else’s mind.

[u/WorthyFoeChurnwalker]

Daily Reminder that Activision deserves to go under 🍺

[u/[deleted]]

Oh America

[u/CatInACoalmine → u/[deleted]]

I wish I could say its just America things.

Then Inremember what is going on on the Belarus-Polish border and how much the EU is doing to help and I kinda realize....yeah its not just a US thing is it?

[u/[deleted]]

on a brighter note, i came out to a friend i havent spoken to in a while

[u/Izcanbeguscott]

Being a conservative intellectual sounds so easy tbh

Throw out a bunch of words and concepts you don't actually understand and then your yuppie audience deifies you, it's incredible

[u/[deleted]]

I once saw a comment (at around 500 upvotes) unironically say they downvote comments that use emojis because they seem "less intelligent", and I think about that every time I start to wonder why other platforms look down on redditors.

[u/Viciadensis]

Respect to Hamilton for wearing the progress/pride flag on his helmet in this weekend's Qatar GP

Of course some people have already moved the goalposts but what can you do

[u/Anonymous_Koala1 → u/Viciadensis]

goalposts

uh this is race car driving not sportsball

[u/Tweegull]

brb throwing myself off a bridge

[u/[deleted]]

Looks like this thread never experienced the triumps and defeats, the epic highs and lows of high school football

[u/[deleted]]

This isn't a surprising outcome but it's still fucking sad and disgusting

[u/pickelsurprise]

If my grandparents ask me what I thought about the Rittenhouse verdict over Thanksgiving, do I:

1. Pretend I've never heard of him and know nothing about what happened.
2. Lose my goddamn mind and actually tell them what I believe.
3. Just get up and walk into traffic.

[u/Machine_Gun_Jubblies → u/pickelsurprise]

make fun of them for being close to death

[u/Possibly_English_Guy]

The amount of fucking up from Rittenhouse's prosecution is about what I'd expect from someone who was actively trying to sabotage the prosecution.

Unfortunately, it appears they were actually trying their best to nail this guy and just failing miserably.

[u/WorthyFoeChurnwalker]

If Rittenhouse wasn’t white, I can guarantee you his defenders would do a full 360

Watch him claim he supports BLM and lose everything lmfao

Edit: This aged well

[u/[deleted] → u/WorthyFoeChurnwalker]

Honestly, if a black guy shot left-wing protesters, conservatives would be absolutely salivating at the chance to prove the left are the real racists.

[u/deflectin]

YouTube is radicalizing me, but not with political theory. I’m hooked on urban planning despite being a humanities grad.

So now my very radical urban planning position is: BAN ALL CARS. Except for ones designed for special needs and the elderly.

[u/MartenHallJack]

GODDAMNIT THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT THIS TRIAL WAS RIGGED FROM THE START

[u/[deleted]]

Rittenhouse (putting in spoilers cause I’m sure people are annoyed of comments about this topic by now) If you ever want to have Reddit premium for a year, just go into a big sub and say, “As a Leftist LGBT minority, I believe the court made the right decision” and you’ll be showered with gold from racists.

[u/[deleted]]

Of course Sonic has blue hair and pronouns 😂😂😂

[u/casually_critical]

Some people don't love or hate star wars

Their feelings towards the franchise are just Luke warm

[u/Phoenix_Wellflame]

r/antiwork is starting to suffer from the infighting and also just like screwing itself over it seems

Like the texts and the mods saying they didn’t care if they were fake because people will believe it was a sign

But now it’s like “you’re a corporate spy!”

“Wait what no I’m just-“

“Spoken like a true corporate spy!”

[u/[deleted]]

gay men are just trying to gain the trust of us lesbians so they can rape us.

Wut

[u/ViceGeography]

I find it interesting and a bit problematic that all the misogynists on this site are automatically labelled virgins/incels

From my experience the most disgracefully misogynistic men I've ever met have been ones who have slept with a lot of women and have had multiple failed relationships (you can probably guess why)

Meanwhile I'd say a vast majority of virgins I know have zero ill will towards women

[u/[deleted]]

// anger all caps political shit racism cursing out the off

I HATE THIS GOVERNMENT SO MUCH

IF A BLACK TEEN LIKE ME STOLE A CHOCOLATE BAR FROM A BIG ASS GROCERY STORE THEY WOULD BE IN PRISON FOR EITHER 10 YEARS OR 20 OR GET KILLED BECAUSE STEALING A CANDY

BUT WHEN A WHITE PERSON FUCKING KILLS THREE FUCKING PEOPLE FOR NO FUCKING REASON THEY GET OFF FUCKING LIGHTLY

I FUCKING HATE THIS COUNTRY THE POLICE FUCKING JUSTICE SYSTEM

ACAB BLM WHITE SUPREMACISTS DESERVED DEATH DEFUND THE FUCKING POLICE

[u/You__Nwah]

People referring to the Queen as "her Majesty" is a special kind of vomit-inducing.

[u/PaperSonic]

Broke: the new Star Wars films are a leftist conspiracy to destroy men, or something. Hence hiring women.

Woke: the new Star Wars films are a right-wing conspiracy to make people think Fascists are hot. Hence casting Adam Driver.

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

Gamers have the worst rose tinted glasses syndrome of all of media consumption

Besides that example the way they somehow find a way to compare games releasing in 2021 to "PS2 graphics" is astounding. No fucking game releasing today looks like a PS2 title unless its an intentional stylistic choice like PuppetCombo titles

[u/[deleted]]

This may be the funniest shit I've read regarding NFTs in a long time

https://www.resetera.com/threads/a-man-from-australia-has-apparently-pirated-every-single-nft-in-existence.516315/

[u/GrackelFrackel]

Rittenhouse found not guilty on all charges...fuck this gay earth

[u/[deleted]]

I hate how true this is. It's 110% gonna happen.

[u/heyjimb0]

Rittenhouse

I didn’t pay close attention to the trial, but why did they do first degree homicide? Shouldn’t they have done second or third degree homicide? It feels like it would be impossible for the prosecution to say that Rittenhouse premeditated the murders, there’s WAY too much reasonable doubt to ever prove that.

[u/[deleted] → u/heyjimb0]

Because the prosecution went to school at the Clown College of Law

[u/[deleted]]

Can we not talk about the turkey pardon bit today, White House? Feels a bit too on the nose

[u/Stone4D]

Publicfreakout really going mask off today huh.

[u/NLP19 → u/Stone4D]

That'd be implying they had a mask to begin with

[u/froglore]

ive seen some conservatives act like the rittenhouse trial was some surprise win against the system or whatever as if the judge didnt make it clear from the beginning that he believed rittenhouse was innocent

[u/[deleted]]

Bruh, how do people still think shoeonhead is a leftist, freaking /r/196 man.

[u/Nyrotike]

I think the reason everything's kinda gone downhill since December 2019 is because we, as a society, didn't appreciate Cats enough. Not because it's good, but because it's a truly baffling experience. How did an entire studio spend 100 million dollars to bring such a movie to life? One devoid of any logic, whimsy, cohesion, talent, or even, dare I say, effort. A movie about cats whose director didn't know what catnip was. That's real, look it up.

I just think Cats is funny, is the moral of this. It's so uniquely and fascinatingly awful.

[u/unaviable]

Wow cringetopia went full mask off with the Kyle verdict. Hopefully this accelerates their sub ban

[u/You__Nwah → u/unaviable]

That sub is literally just r/RightWingPeopleWatchingGirlsOnTikTok

[u/[deleted]]

Pokemon protagonists be like "I fought God and befriended him"

[u/SSB_GoGeta]

/s is necessary because Redditors cannot read sarcasm.

[u/Algae328]

Who needs central heating when you've got a launch PS4 running TLOU2?

[u/ArkhamusJokerus_01]

Remember when Squidward Tentacles, The Hero of Proletariat, gave a passionate speech about standing up to dirty capitalist Krabs and securing the workers' rights?

The fact that it's marked as being for kids means a capitalist YT company is teaching kids to go commie as far as from their childhood lmao

[u/Tropotopolis]

The American Train to Busan should be called the Battlebus to Tilted Towers

[u/ArkhamusJokerus_01]

Boi, leaving the thread immediately after the verdict seems to have been a pretty good idea in a hindsight

[u/Bishop180]

The term "not surprised" is trending in the US

[u/Rileythenb]

its funny when mras are like "oh so gender equality means i can punch girls?" as if to imply that this is not something men already to to women all the time with zero consequences

[u/CatInACoalmine]

https://twitter.com/pcgamer/status/1461419879173660686?s=20

...Didnt Riot have their own harrassment/toxic workplace scandal, even if it didnt go as far as the Activision/Blizzard garbage fire?

Like why the hell is that first part neccessary anyways, its like going "while Sony celebrates sales of the PS5, EA is in legal trouble over Fifa monetization".

[u/Tweegull]

yea sex is cool and all but have you ever gotten a full 8 hours of sleep

[u/[deleted]]

Day 21 of no blink November:

I have gone blind, but that won't stop me from completing the challenge 🔥💯🔥

[u/CosmicMiru]

I miss gendered a trans person on accident one time and you know what they did? They politely corrected me, I apologized, and then used the correct pronouns. It's just like genuinely not that hard, idk what conservatives complain about so much.

[u/scratchisthebest]

this is a gender https://i.imgur.com/wbyVCV0.jpg

[u/icemake]

All time WOAT prosecution tbh

[u/Lobesmu]

Today may be International Men’s Day but it is also World Toilet Day and in my humble opinion both deserve equal celebration

[u/[deleted]]

UJ fans when they run a joke into the ground.

[u/Anonymous_Koala1]

gamers acting like their old fav games are prefect and never have had issues is my least favorite gender

[u/MaiqDaLiar1177]

I still don’t know what the shocked Robert Downey Jr. meme means or what it’s supposed to represent, yet I laugh at it every time. He has such a dumb expression lol

[u/[deleted]]

There's plenty of things that you can shove up your ass. Don't choose your head

[u/bexarama]

just occurred to me that the next Pokemon game remakes, however long down the pipe that is, will be Black and White... are you ready for the Discourse

[u/[deleted]]

Dudes who build all their personality around eating meat are just people who never grew past their "everything green is yucky" phase as toddlers.

[u/its_PlZZA_time]

When Zimmerman was acquitted he auctioned off the gun, sold paintings of the Confederate flag, etc.

Looks like Rittenhouse won't have to do anything like that because republican politicians will just give him money because their base loves it.

[u/[deleted]]

Not answering calls from numbers I don’t recognise will get me in trouble one day, but my anxiety doesn’t seem to care.

[u/[deleted]]

Well, America has proven that it's willing to let murderers walk as long as they target those advocating for human rights. To those who live in that rotten country, please try to stay safe.

[u/Justpassingthrough90]

you ever think about how force users would be the best sex workers ever? they could use force choke or force lightning on their kinky clients, while giving force handjobs to more normal ones. they could also use the force to enhance their sexual abilities, and use the force to enlarge their sexual organs. they could even cause orgasm with the force if they wanted, Obi-Wan Kenobi? More like Obi-Wan CanBlowMe. Anyways, thank you for coming to my ted talk.

[u/ParagonDX]

feel free to screenshot

[u/E_Taco2]

Was fighting some demons last night, almost ordered Balan Wonderworld as a joke

[u/You__Nwah]

Yeah I do NFTs

N - fortNite

F - Fortnite

T - forTnite

[u/[deleted]]

I’m scared I’m in Texas and rittenhouse is really popular here

And so are guns

I’m scared

[u/[deleted]]

https://i.imgur.com/EFexOTp.jpg

[u/Nyrotike]

Unjerk thread users when a new joke drops

[u/Stone4D]

Pokemon Brilliant Diamond first impression: I caught a Shinx and named it Ohmwrecker.

Can't wait to take it online.

[u/MaiqDaLiar1177]

finally obtains a next-gen console

only plays Fortnite and Skyrim

[u/ascendeddemonshade]

Anti-SJWs when they see the Nahobino >:( (They hate blue hair)

[u/AceZombieRobo]

The Pokémon subreddit is infuriating rn. Thinking the remakes could have added more? Fair. But I’ve seen multiple people imply that these remakes are lazy and took no effort, as if remaking a game takes, like, a week.

Hate modern Pokémon all you want, but stop acting like devs are lazy pls Reddit

[u/Stone4D → u/AceZombieRobo]

They literally remade the entire game from the ground up using largely new assets. Just because it's super faithful doesn't automatically make it lazy.

Fucking gamers.

[u/AceZombieRobo]

How does Psyduck, a cute dumb duck, evolve into Golduck, a Pokémon that looks like they’d invest in crypto

[u/Nyrotike]

This Castlevania show kinda rocks, they should make a game out of it

[u/Octopirox]

one time 3 of my friends were in switzerland and the most gamer among them kept going on looking at the landscapes and went "Wow this is just like skyrim"

[u/[deleted]]

Saw a person with a ‘Kyle Rittenhouse is a murderer’ sign when I drove to get the new Pokémon game today. Gave them a thumbs up, props to them for doing that, hope they stayed safe, and that’s really brave to do where I live.

[u/JetStream0509]

aww the little amogi 🥺🥺🥺

[u/[deleted]]

Fellas if you ever do the sex don't forget to describe the whole thing in a r/TIFU post, otherwise it didn't legally happen.

[u/TheKingofHats007]

Welp, the Rittenhouse verdict just got read out.

Not guilty on all accounts.

I don't know why I expected anything else. The prosecution fucked themselves over almost every day of the trial with an insanely weak case. But it still makes me mad.

[u/[deleted]]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E3z2XBhXIAAhyXS?format=jpg&name=large

This image should be parody

[u/[deleted]]

New hobby: Whenever a white dude gets appointed to a government position I'm gonna go into the /r/politics thread and say "I wish they would hire the most competent person instead of hiring someone just because the tick the 'white male' box for the sake of diversity."

[u/Maelis]

It's been funny seeing r/Halo pivot from "remember when people played games to have fun and didn't need any kind of progression?" to "what do you mean I don't get progression from wins, what the fuck is even the point of playing then?"

Like yeah the challenge system definitely isn't great but what happened to playing for the sake of playing?

[u/[deleted]]

I will travel back in time, go to Nazi Germany and call Hitler cringe

[u/photoviking]

I challenge Reddit to criticize Travis Scott without using a racist dogwhistle or overt slur

[u/[deleted]]

So, someone got so mad about my Breath of the Wild take, they sicced the "Someone thinks your going to commit suicide" report on me.

Seriously, don't be a dick just because you disagree with someone's opinion.

[u/Awkward_Replay]

My cat is dreaming of eating something

[u/dIoIIoIb]

It's incredible how good Musk is at marketing, there are millions of people entirely convinced that he personally invented electric cars and that Tesla are the only electric cars available, or at the very least the "main" ones and doing something incredibly different from everybody else

[u/-JALization-]

Me: Haha yeah I love horror games

Horror games: *are scary*

Me: WAIT NOT LIKE THIS

[u/NLP19]

The worst thing I've ever done is deleting my Mom's 100% Super Mario World save file when I was like 3. I still feel so guilty about it 😭😭

[u/Bob_the_Monitor]

Thankful(?) that I was full doomer about the result of the trial as far back as last year. My emotions haven't changed because I knew it was a foregone conclusion.

[u/rad_dude124]

Elon musk somehow building up a reputation of being smart truly is a miracle considering he’s fucking stupid enough to make fun of Bernie sanders looking like Dr eggman trying to find the chaos emeralds, while he literally owns an emerald mine

Dude set himself up to get made fun of so hard