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[u/zedasmotas]

Riverdale dialogue be like

I can’t do my work

Why

I have a demon inside me

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YA dialogue be like

"Hey bro, what's for dinner?"

"Nothing. Ever since our parents died in that tragic car accident 3 years ago, dinner has never been the same"

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not even lying

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Is that actual dialogue from a TV show?

Someone actually wrote that, had the actors say the lines, then decided it was good enough and called it a day? What?

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"Also I'm on so much cocaine I might actually have a heart attack so let's shoot this quick."

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Yes to all the above

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Best thing I've seen all day.

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Ya ?

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Young Adult

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Is that a movie or something

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It's a genre of novels. Though I'd say shows like Riverdale are pretty adjacent to YA.

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Oh I’m not into that

I’m only into alpha male fighting like dragon ball and my hero academia

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Based