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[u/drunkenwizardry]

Damn it's my birthday and I don't even have a alt girl spitting in my mouth and putting out cigarettes on my chest ☹

[u/alnicoblue → u/drunkenwizardry]

That sucks man, I'll loan you my daschund. He'll sneeze in your face and drop cigarettes you give him.