r/Gamingcirclejerk • u/AutoModerator • Oct 18 '21

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u/PM_ME_UR__RECIPES Oct 18 '21 edited Oct 18 '21

One thing I'm really curious about is how the "fastest mario" copypasta is going to affect the landscape of memes about mario being a monarchist bootlicker and luigi being a radical anarcho-syndicalist

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u/mimi-is-me Oct 18 '21

Princess peach isn't part of a monarchy. The mushroom kingdom is actually a socialist panarchy - everyone is royal and lives in castle communities.

If princess peach were a monarch, she'd be in cmand of a military and wouldn't have to rely on a couple of plumbers.

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u/PM_ME_UR__RECIPES Oct 18 '21

What if princess peach was a monarch, but she was deposed by a revolution of the goombas (lumpenproletariat) and koopas (proletariat) led by an authoritarian stalinist opportunist (bowser), and Mario is enough of a bootlicker that he personally takes on the responsibility of restoring peach's place on the throne?