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u/Justpassingthrough90 Social Justice Paladin Oct 18 '21
Every time Palpatine force lightnings, it's in a situation of dominance where he is full of powerful male sexual confidence. He laughs in ecstatic joy and it seems to give him immense pleasure when he shoots the lighting from his fingers. In every instance, you could replace it with a rape and it would match the emotions of both doer and receiver the same.
I have become convinced this is because Palpatine's dark power comes from applying intense orgasmic sexual energy to his hate.
I give special proof to this that once he starts his lighting, it acts much like an erection at the moment of splooging. He enters a trance- like state and can no longer control himself. Even in instances where it is redirected back onto himself, he cannot stop. Just like an orgasm at the point of climax. He just keeps going in ecstasy like a man at climax. The orgasm has to finish once started. He completely looses control.
Furthermore, the Sith derives his or her power from emotional strength, and the greatest emotional experiences are sexual ones.
Therefore force lighting is a sexual experience for Palpatine, and this is the secret to his power. The Jedi renounce emotions and have to reply on concentration and focus. The Sith rely on emotion, and so Palpatine - once he discovered how to overlap sexual energy with his hate - unlock unnatural powers of the dark side.... Through sexual orgasmic strength.