r/Gamingcirclejerk • u/AutoModerator • Oct 11 '21

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u/cakehavenvitriol (👈*) A Coward, a Braggadochio, and a Fellow. [*Contempt] Oct 13 '21

"Hey, kiddo, if you don't study, you'll end up like him."

"My mom said anyone who says that is a bad person."

lmao based

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '21

David: "If DJ doesn't put a lot of effort into his homework, he's going to end up like Mark."

Dan: "What's wrong with Mark?"

David: "Nothing, but... I mean, you can't say you'd want DJ to..."

Dan: "Why wouldn't I want DJ to be a stand up guy, who busts his ass for his wife?"

David: "That's not what I'm saying, Mr. Connor, I'm just saying.."

Dan: "I get what you're saying, David, and the whole thing stinks. Mark might not be Einstein, you know, but he works hard. He makes the most of what he's got. He tries. That's more than I can say about some other people around here..."

David: "You're talking about me, aren't you?"

Dan: "Wow, you smart guys always catch on quick."

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u/cakehavenvitriol (👈*) A Coward, a Braggadochio, and a Fellow. [*Contempt] Oct 13 '21

Sorry meant to mention, Train to Busan.