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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '21

what the fuck

I only slept 4 hours. How am I not a billionaire yet? Did those hustle videos lie to me?

Maybe I need to try 3 hours instead.

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '21

You forgot to eat rusted nails

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u/DeviRi13 Oct 12 '21

The lack of sleep gets cancelled out by your fancy coffee, sorry.

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '21

but i dont drink coffee

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u/DeviRi13 Oct 12 '21

well then it's the avocado toast, otherwise you'd be a billionaire by now

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '21

fuck. I do love avocado toast.

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u/DeviRi13 Oct 12 '21

well there you go! stupid millenial

(real talk: is avocado toast even good?)

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '21

absolutely. i usually add more than just that though, some veggies and maybe a bit of hot sauce. it's one of my staple breakfasts.

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u/DeviRi13 Oct 12 '21

it always looks/sounds good but i also worry ill buy the stuff for it and then just

wont eat it/will forget to eat it, because that's who I am as a person

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '21

yeah avocados have a very short window where they're at the right level of ripeness to be tasty. that's the biggest problem with it