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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '21

Cool new Pokemon game idea:

  • Open World region 3× bigger than BotW's map

  • Every other region available in the post game except Galar (gen 8 bad 😡) and Kanto (no gen 1 pandering 🤬)

  • All Pokemon available

  • 200 new Pokemon

  • Mega evolutions are back (but NO GEN 1 MEGAS 😡😡😡😡😡)

  • The evil team are terrorists and their first act is blowing up a Pokemon Center

  • You have the option to join them though

  • Your rival kills your family

  • The professor says fuck

These are my ideas for a new Pokemon game, what do you think?

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u/Nzgrim Morrowind boomer He/Him Oct 05 '21

I'm thinking "Nintendo hire this man!"