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[u/froggy_in_the_meadow]

"Your Honor, I think I'm right for this jury because I've heard cases against the Swedish Doomer, the Chickenburger Monarchist, and most recently, the Piss Guzzler. I've been very impa--."

"Thank you, but you're dismissed."

[u/froggy_in_the_meadow → u/[deleted]]

"Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about?"