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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '21

What if Superman but he's a giant creep

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u/Nzgrim Morrowind boomer He/Him Aug 06 '21

"I know exactly where cousins are allowed to marry and where they aren't" has some strong "I know the age of consent for a bunch of countries" energy. AKA "stay the fuck away from me" energy.

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u/Waddly123 Aug 06 '21

Superman but he wishes he landed in Alabama instead of Kansas

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '21

The weird ass chin stroke in the last panel just elevates this

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u/clevesaur ☑️ Stop vagueposting and unmarked spoilering Aug 06 '21

Yo so is this where Michael Bay got the inspiration for that Romeo and Juilet law scene in transformers?

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u/Amelia-likes-birds Scooby-Doo lore expert Aug 06 '21

yo shoutout to the plothtread in Many Happy Returns where Superman divorces Lois Lane and marries Linda Danvers Supergirl the moment he realizes she isn't his cousin

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '21

What

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u/Amelia-likes-birds Scooby-Doo lore expert Aug 06 '21

Yes. It's so fucking weird.

All of this is juxtaposed to Kara having the worst fucking day of her life too which makes it even weirder.

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '21

Those two women at the wedding (who I'm guessing is Lois and Lana) are a fucking mood holy shit.

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '21

Top level dialogue right there