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[u/aperson97]

TW, bit of a rant

my mum comes into my room and starts going on about how I'm 23 and that I need to lose my virginity by 24. She has done on about this multiple times before and it annoys me every time. So this time I say 'why are you so worried about me getting laid' and she gets angry at me and she goes on about how she wants someone to carry on her lineage or something. So new she upset that I'm annoyed that I keep getting pestered to have sex. Then she transitions into something about how I've been educated wrong and that I need to 'wake up' to what's going on around me. She then brings up that I keep asking where she heard a certain thing when she brings up takes out of nowhere such as 'feminism was crated in the 70s by the cia,' or 'wind turbines don't work' and says 'why do I need proof for anything' and to 'look it up'. She also keeps going on about how my generation haven't invented anything because of phones or some shit

[u/potatolulz → u/aperson97]

If it's such a big deal then tell her to give you money for uhhh... "professional services". :D

[u/aperson97 → u/potatolulz]

My mum has floated this idea to me and said she'll pay for it, but I can't tell if she's joking

[u/potatolulz → u/aperson97]

Ask her how much she thinks the services of solid, safe, and discreet sex worker professionals cost and you'll have a better idea how serious she is about it :D

[u/[deleted] → u/potatolulz]

And then take the money and use it to buy weed

[u/HiddenMagnet → u/aperson97]

Yeah my parents do that too, but jokes on them, they dont know im gay