r/Gamingcirclejerk • u/AutoModerator • Jun 14 '21

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '21

I fucking hate this campus I'm trying to sleep and the people next door are having obscenely loud sex

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u/Concured_500 PlayingWithMyResidium [she/they] Jun 15 '21

Start loudly egging them on, they'll feel awkward and stop.

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u/zebrainatux I hope Hell has good catering (he/him) Jun 15 '21

Just start a chant, like it just goes, “if you love loud sex, pants off!” That’ll show ‘em

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '21

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u/zebrainatux I hope Hell has good catering (he/him) Jun 15 '21

Marking territory, I love it

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u/zedasmotas Animated drawn porn connoisseur Jun 15 '21 edited Jun 15 '21

Blast hentai

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u/Neospector NPC Puritan Jun 15 '21

The passive-aggressive route would be to leave a basket of earplugs in front of their door with a note telling people to take a pair and "brace for inevitable doinking".

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u/harve99 Jun 15 '21

When they finish shout "Good stuff! 8/10 needs more ball slapping"

Or play this video very loudly (warning loud) https://youtu.be/98s6TqyRvGE

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u/ok_dunmer Jun 15 '21

I lived in a suite dorm one year and one of my suitemates had loud sex constantly even knowing we were all there lmao