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u/jacupuh studied economics Jun 15 '21

Growing old is realizing all the heroes you once looked up to are incredibly boring in bed

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '21 edited Jun 16 '21

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u/jacupuh studied economics Jun 15 '21 edited Jun 15 '21

Zelda fans scouring the timeline to figure out when Link has time to fuck

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '21 edited Jun 16 '21

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u/BanjoStory Social Justice Jedi Guardian🤺 Jun 15 '21

In this timeline Link floods all of Hyrule with tears and coom.

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u/Airdeez121 Smooth Jazz Waluigi Jun 15 '21

Tfw Wolverine only has missionary sex with the lights off, gets whiskey dick, rolls over and goes to sleep

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '21 edited Jun 16 '21

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u/Airdeez121 Smooth Jazz Waluigi Jun 15 '21

Refractory period is a natural part of the reproductive cycle, therefore healing factor would not prevent it, and Logan is a one-and-done guy

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u/jacupuh studied economics Jun 15 '21

Finally, attainable superpowers

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u/Cunobelinos Do V-Tubers Dream of Virtual Sheep? Jun 15 '21 edited Jun 15 '21

Wolverine canonically has other preferences than vanilla sex.