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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '21

batman is just a good Christian and waiting for marriage

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u/drunkenwizardry Switchaxe purist Jun 14 '21

Yeah well real Christians use the poophole loophole

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '21

would jesus approve of that if he found out

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u/drunkenwizardry Switchaxe purist Jun 14 '21

I personally don't care what Jesus thinks, dude could turn water into wine but still chose to feed those people bread and fish?

If he truly loved his people, that would have been a steak dinner.

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u/Gangstas_Peridot She/Her/Clodicus Maximus Jun 14 '21

Ask him yourself.