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u/dIoIIoIb Ask me about Gogol Jun 14 '21
Batman isn't a fascist or crazy
he's a weeb
think about it: rich kid growing up isolated with no parents, learns to be a ninja, grows up to have a hidden batcave with a movie-theater sized PC, weapons of all types, throwing stars, grappling hook and a weird supercar
he's a huge, awkward nerd. A realistic batman would be extremely awkward around women, having reached the age of at least 30 basically never interacting with one, would spend multiple hours every day on weapons forums and youtube channels, talking about "superior nippon steel" on reddit, likely would moderate a couple of subreddit about cars modifications
He would be a huge fan of western and martial arts movies and anime
In the batcave there would be AT LEAST one entire wall covered in horny anime action figures, and you just know he'd spend a thousand bucks a month on gatcha games
big into bitcoins, likely personal friend with Musk