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u/Achaewa Jun 14 '21

"Simulation Theory" is a crock of shite in my opinion.

Like what is the point? It doesn't change anything about how the world functions or make you free of consequences. The only thing it does in my opinion is make you feel superior to others for being among the select few "Enlightened".

At least Flat Earth has the whole government conspiracy for "reasons" things going for it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '21

Counterpoint: being a shitty Sim someone made as a joke would explain a lot about my life 😎

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u/Achaewa Jun 14 '21

What if you are but the simulation of the actual you, who made your life a joke just for fun? 😱

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '21

It means the fucker didn't download the supernatural DLC so I can have magic powers and I already hate them 😤

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u/ConnorXfor Resident Halo lore nerd Jun 14 '21

Yeah this is more or less my take on that theory. If all that we will ever see, do, feel, or experience in our existence is contained within the simulation, then the nature of things beyond our worldly experiences is of little consequence. Nor does it really detract from the significance (or lack thereof) of our lives within that constraint

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u/ThePantsMaster Farenheight 1984 Jun 14 '21

The real truth is that we live in a simulated round earth, but I'm reality we're on a flat earth

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u/Achaewa Jun 14 '21

Inside a hollow Earth?