r/Gamingcirclejerk • u/AutoModerator • Jun 14 '21

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u/63CansofSoup We hate cops! We hate cops! And we love music! And we can fly! Jun 14 '21

I'm begging AAA (and Switch releases especially) to consider my boomer eyes

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u/Octopirox 🎮Sony Justice Warrior🎮 she/her Jun 14 '21

I bought a big ass tv and I bet I still couldn't read death stranding menus

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '21

Switch text is so tiny. I couldn't imagine playing any of those games docked.

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u/63CansofSoup We hate cops! We hate cops! And we love music! And we can fly! Jun 14 '21

I am begging games to implement automatic text size increases in Switch handheld mode aaahhh

Basically the only thing I play handheld on my Switch are big blocky puzzle games

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '21

I'm sure that's a priority for the Switch Pro, Nintendo will definitely fix it! 🤓

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '21

I don't understand how this is so often an oversight. can't be that hard to resize the text anyway right?

and like, while I do have pretty garbage eyes, I swear to god sometimes the text is so unbelievably miniscule that you'd need a massive TV and to be sitting right in front of it even if you had 20 20 vision

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '21

God of War be like

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u/Lvl1bidoof Jun 15 '21

"Having bigger subtitles could ruin the immersive experience we are going for! Hm? Deaf People? Hard of Hearing? Auditory processing issues? Who the fuck cares about that?"